pong'it

LALAKI: Kwaon q ang bituon kg ihtag sa imo

BABAE: Shut up! D mo gni mkuha ang pung'it mo! bituon pa?

LALAKI: te sori,wla q kblo nga pong'it gle gs2 mo!

The Talking Tree

i sAt undR a trEe & toLd d tree w/ tirS foLin:


"y do i alwyS gt hurt?dnt i dSrv 2b haPi?"


d tree anSwrd:


"dnt cry my dEar,eVry1 dsrVs 2b haPi & getn huRt is pRt of our Lyf,so chir uP!"

i stoOd uP,wiPe my teArs &...


ran faSt sCreamin..


"wAaHh!! Bagaat..Kahoy ghambal..! engLish pa!!"

:-)