Carabaos dnt fly

if a little birdie n d sky, dr0p a pupu n ur eye, d0nt scream.. d0nt cry.. juz thank God that carabaos dnt fly..

Class draw a fish..

Teacher: Class draw a fish..

Class: Yes maam!

Teacher: Juan, why is ur drawing very dirty & full of erasures?

Juan: sinugba ni ya maam!
Mwaaahhahaha!