Sunday, February 25, 2007

AMPUTATION

Nurse letter
to patient:

Dear sir,
Lab results
confirmed that
the red rashes
around your
penis was
NOT CANCER
but LIPSTICK.
Our apologies for the AMPUTATION.

Down d rver

Behnd
d hills
of dfculty
lies
a
valley
of
SUCCESS...
Wthin
a
valley
lies
a
rver
of
hope...
Down
d rver
u'l
fnd,


tilapia, gurami, pantat, haluan,

Hehehe.

Friday, February 16, 2007

backwrd life cycle

Its a cool one: It would make more sense if the life cycle was all backwrds.U shud die 1st,get it out of d way.Den u live in an old age home.U get a silver watch n u go 2 wrk.U wrk 40 yrs until u're young enuf 2 enjoy ur retirment.U do booze,chicks,u party,u get ready 4 hi skool.U go 2 grade skool,U become a kid. u play,u hav no worries.U become a little baby,u go back into d womb,spend ur last 9 mnths floatin..N u finish off as an orgasm..¤

Saturday, February 10, 2007

HU'S GUILTY?

HU'S GUILTY?
wife dreamin n
d middle of d nyt
suddenly shouts
"quick, my
husband is back"


man gets up,
jumps out d
window &
realizes


damn, im d
husband..

Thursday, February 08, 2007

the abnormal is reading

Normal is boring! Paranormal is shocking! Criminal is horrifying! Homosexual is bading! And now, the abnormal is reading!! Bawi ka sa iba

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

pmbnsng hayup

Teachr: an0 ang atng pmbnsng hayup? Ngccmula s letr K!
Studnt: kut0?
T: n0, ngta2p0s s letr W!
S: kut0w?
T: mali, may sungay t0.
S: DEMONYONG KUTOW?
T: get out!