tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-341078632024-03-13T21:51:47.621+08:00SMS BlogWarning Rated PG
Contains Funny, Lovely, Horny and etc. etc. SMS.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.comBlogger184125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-25276401436418678502010-07-06T19:51:00.002+08:002010-07-06T19:51:54.959+08:00Musta na bana ko?Wife: Dok musta na bana ko?<br />
Dok: Sorry, ikaw na mapaligo kag mapakaon sa iya kay utod na kamot kag tiil nya.<br />
Wife: Ha? ANO?!<br />
Dok: Nerbyos ka no? Pati ka na ah, Joke lang. PATAY na SYA.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-25635226118151692782010-04-27T18:06:00.000+08:002010-04-27T18:06:04.946+08:00pong'itLALAKI: Kwaon q ang bituon kg ihtag sa imo<br />
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BABAE: Shut up! D mo gni mkuha ang pung'it mo! bituon pa?<br />
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LALAKI: te sori,wla q kblo nga pong'it gle gs2 mo!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-15360865227764311822010-04-14T12:40:00.000+08:002010-04-14T12:40:05.632+08:00The Talking Treei sAt undR a trEe & toLd d tree w/ tirS foLin:<br />
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"y do i alwyS gt hurt?dnt i dSrv 2b haPi?"<br />
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d tree anSwrd:<br />
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"dnt cry my dEar,eVry1 dsrVs 2b haPi & getn huRt is pRt of our Lyf,so chir uP!"<br />
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i stoOd uP,wiPe my teArs &...<br />
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ran faSt sCreamin..<br />
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"wAaHh!! Bagaat..Kahoy ghambal..! engLish pa!!"<br />
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:-)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-32349056057488532382010-03-25T12:40:00.000+08:002010-03-25T12:40:30.231+08:00n0byah0nJuan:CHay, n0byah0n q b imO bATA..<br />
Chay:nd lng anay ky g'skwela pa xa..<br />
Juan:aw ah!t hulat0n q na lng mgbuhi cla....Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-36140195142924097942010-03-25T12:39:00.001+08:002010-03-25T12:40:47.299+08:00reloTEACHER: Juan late ka naman?<br />
JUAN: late mn ni b akn relo mam!<br />
TCHR: pwes, iadvnc mo eh! 0h diin k nmn mkd2? <br />
JUAN: gn advnce ko na mam! mpuLi na ko ky buhi na!üAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-77746916356528802072010-03-25T12:38:00.002+08:002010-03-25T12:38:15.981+08:00TeacherTchr:wt d0 u c0l a prs0n<br />
hu kips on tlkng evn wn pp0l r n0 l0ngr intrstd?<br />
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S2dnt:a tcher<br />
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T:mga la hUya!Get 1 hul shit of MNILA pper<br />
L0ng quiz!bak2bak<br />
hahaAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-78931432110186831632010-03-25T12:37:00.000+08:002010-03-25T12:37:13.630+08:00sardnasNanay: nak, kuhaa na2 ang sardnas kg luto a,<br />
Anak: nay himbisan pa2?<br />
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Nanay: kuha-e nlng daun hasang kg sirik pra makumpleto ang kagago mo! ?_?whAa hEheAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-51689095180826385842010-03-23T15:49:00.002+08:002010-03-23T15:49:48.435+08:00(sup! sup!)NANAY:Anak! Gadugo tudlo mo! Dal-a d kay supsupon ko. (sup! sup!) Teh wala na! Dn ka napilasan haw? ANAK: wla ko pilas ah! Gnpangtudos ko mga otol ni Browny :-pAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-54042222351261260112010-03-23T15:48:00.000+08:002010-03-23T15:48:19.900+08:00hearingATTY: Pedro, ano gid bala ang natabo?<br />
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PEDR0: (hipos2 lang)<br />
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JUDGE: Pedro magsabat ka.<br />
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PEDR0: tinonto! Abi ko ya hearing lg ni,ngaa may speaking haw?Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-18876864050518103812007-08-01T15:56:00.001+08:002007-08-01T15:56:30.447+08:00TTBakit "TT" ang tawag sa male sex organ?<br /><br />Kasi pag may hubad<br />TAYO ngTAYO<br /><br /> Pag excited<br />TIGAS ngTIGAS<br /><br /><br />Pag natapos<br />TULO ngTULO<br /><br /><br />o ikaw,<br />TT rin...<br /><br /><br />TAWA ngTAWA!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-60665275481814922232007-08-01T15:52:00.000+08:002007-08-01T15:55:49.456+08:00rmember 2 thiNgs in LifeaLways rmember 2 thiNgs in Life..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />dNt tke any dcisi0ns weN u r anGry<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />&<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />dNt mKe any pr0mises wen u r hapPy! Godbless.!ÜAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-8004940022666218752007-07-10T18:55:00.000+08:002007-07-10T18:57:56.780+08:00Cge FRNDNaNAY: Hala cge!layas! D k n mgbalik dri sa balay! Sug0d sub0ng, d nko pgtawga nanay,d mn ko mgtawg cmu anak, kaintindi k?!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />ANAK: Cge FRND, lakat nko..Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-13943924974292426782007-07-08T01:34:00.001+08:002007-07-08T01:34:57.715+08:00math classS math class.<br /><br />Titser: Juan, kung ako'y my 5 n ank s unang aswa at 10 nman pnglwa, at 3 sa pangatlo mron akong..?<br /><br /><br />Juan: kalandian!! Isa kang kerengkeng mam! ÜAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-68485887939414283012007-07-08T00:36:00.000+08:002007-07-08T00:37:19.600+08:00temptationsTHOUGHT FOR TODAY:"Do not worry about avoiding sexual temptations. As u grow older, they will start to avoid y0u" :pAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-58855915324817801212007-06-27T13:45:00.000+08:002007-06-27T13:46:19.509+08:00amputationDoctor's letter<br />to patient:<br /><br />Dear sir,<br />lab results<br />confirm that the<br />red rash around<br />ur penis was<br />not cancer but<br />lipstick..Our<br />apologies 4 d<br /><br /><br /><br />amputation...üAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-37445701823835293952007-06-19T01:21:00.001+08:002007-06-19T01:21:51.204+08:00BreAk naw/0ut r0mancE<br />Luv geTs dRy,<br /><br /><br />w/0uT rEspect<br />Luv gEts L0st,<br /><br /><br />w/oUt carinG<br />Luv getS b0riNg,<br /><br /><br />w/0ut h0nesTy<br />Luv geTs unhaPi,<br /><br /><br />w/0uT sEx,<br />puta BreAk na!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-84429410481995348292007-06-19T01:20:00.001+08:002007-06-19T01:20:57.372+08:00heart or brain?i mEt<br />A<br />crAzY<br />mAn..<br />&<br />i<br />aSk<br />Him,<br />'wiCh S gr8r,<br />hEarT<br />oR<br />bRaiN?<br />hE<br />aNsWrd<br />Me<br />LaFing<br />"i L0sT<br />mY<br />brAiN<br />bCz Of<br />Luv,<br />Bt i<br />LoSt<br />My Luv<br />bCz<br />i FoLowd<br />My BrAiN.."Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-80969936056409170172007-06-18T21:23:00.000+08:002007-06-18T21:24:07.955+08:00dN't chnge topicA<br />husbnd<br />cAme<br />hoM<br />4am<br />&<br />saw<br />his<br />wifE<br />n<br />beD<br />w/<br />anOdr<br />man.<br />His<br />wifE<br />shouTd<br />at<br />him:<br />"Wr hv u bin?"<br />Husbnd:<br />"hu's dt man?" <br />Wyf:<br />"ay GraBe ka!<br /><br />dN't chnge topic!"öAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-86156582898753090162007-06-16T15:44:00.000+08:002007-06-16T15:45:23.481+08:00KANALPaano kung<br />d kn<br />marunong<br />mgmahal?<br />Tapos,<br />dumatng<br />ang taong<br />mag22ro sau.<br />Mnahal ka ña<br />at<br />nahulog<br />ka<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />SA KANAL<br /><br />PAN0 NA?<br /><br /><br />Eh mabah0 ka na...!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-83356071640845973382007-06-16T15:43:00.000+08:002007-06-16T15:44:30.459+08:00stay happyHappiness is never lost.if u jst know wer 2 look 4 it..its always in ur heart.wer love hope, trust live.stay happy 4 that's wat i wanted u 2 bbb.güd morning!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-23220984635065525252007-06-15T18:05:00.000+08:002007-06-15T18:06:11.560+08:00Bolahan ka RIZALBolahan ka<br />RIZAL<br />ky ara<br />ka sa piso!<br />Bolahan ka<br />RIZAL<br />ky hero ka<br />sng Filipino!<br />Bolahan ka<br />RIZAL<br />ky ikaw<br />my munumento!<br />P<br />E<br />R<br />O<br />MALAS KA<br />RIZAL<br />KY PIT0Y<br />MO CMENTOAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-78197412709095810882007-06-14T21:00:00.000+08:002007-06-14T21:01:49.489+08:00DEM0LITI0N TEAM.Anak: Itay,hndi<br />aq mkaisk0r s<br />sy0ta q dhl ung<br />panty nya,my<br />nklgay n<br />"n0 trespasing.<br />private pr0prty"<br /><br />tatay: E d Lgyan m0<br />ung brief m0 ng<br /><br /><br />"DEM0LITI0N TEAM."Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-61104741822961983032007-06-06T20:20:00.000+08:002007-06-06T20:27:03.998+08:00bulak2Bkt bulak2<br />ang kdlsang<br />dsign s panty?<br /><br /><br />kc. .<br /><br /><br /><br />alay s mga<br />ptay n<br />buh0k!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Eh bkt s<br />brief wla?<br /><br /><br />kc. .<br /><br /><br />Mr0n ng<br />nkatrik n<br />kandila. .<br />My alay png<br />itl0g!HeHeAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-9327909462896720962007-04-10T15:40:00.001+08:002007-04-10T15:40:40.818+08:00bird & flowerSON: mami, ba't upo mo bird ni dadi?<br />MOM: tago ko sa flower ko para di kita.<br />SON: si yaya iba, sa bibig tago bird ni dadi, tapos si dadi kausap flower ni yaya..Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-63447277055748770172007-04-10T15:39:00.001+08:002007-04-10T15:39:23.629+08:00Smoker"s StyleWhy is position 69 in Sex called Smoker"s Style?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Ans: While she is enjoying the Cigar, he is busy cleaning the Ashtray...Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09875264748122163991noreply@blogger.com0