never a coincidence

A friend s never a coincidence in ur life, dey r meant 2 enter ur life 2 bring you joy & laughter, dats y i'l treasure d friendship btween us...c",)

f0rward m0 n s taong mhl m0'

Lam m0 b?



mhaL kta..



im4tnte ka
skn..


pNgarap kta..



kw Lgi nsa icp
ko..


i Love u!







kKt0uch b?







cge







f0rward m0 n s taong mhl m0'

MADAHFUCKIN' heArt

F uR
hArt
gètz fUckin
smAshy,
tRy 2
ovEruLe
dAt
sHit!
&
m0ve on
wid uR
dAmn lyf.
hu
kn0ws?
ü myt
fiNd
an
asSh0le
wiLing
2
gVe
his
MADAHFUCKIN' heArt


just 4 u!

ggamit kba kng wla?

Bf at gf nguusap. BF:ggamit kba ng ring kng wla kang daliri?GF:hnd BF:e ggamit kba ng kwentas kng wla kang leeg? GF:syempre hnd! BF:e bkt gumagamt ka ng bra?

kalma...! gwapo ka!

Be
fair
2
urself
dnt cry
4 sum1
who dsnt
dserv ur tears
ders
no use
holding on
2 sum1
who has
been
hurting
u
dnt
love
2
much!

remembr:



kalma...! gwapo ka!

unlmtd txt

why d0 I
txt u?


8s my
ch0iz..

8s my
way 0f
sayn dt
i rmmbr u..

why?!


8s my
way 2
pruv dt
i love u..

why?!


ayteh..bay.e lng q bla, unlmtd man ko ya.

ang kAibgan pRang gtAra..

ang kAibgan pRang gtAra..


iba-ibA ang 2n0g



mAy paLyAd0,



mer0ng nasa t0n0



pr0 kung gtara'y 2lad m..












wla na...




rakrAkan n t0!!!

MnSAN

Di
mdaling
mAghntay

d rin
biro
ang
mAgMhal..
mNsan
kala mo
"SYA NA"

MnSAN Kla
mo
ok n..

pRo,
mMlayan
mO n lng

"DUMAAN LNG PLA CYA S BUHAY MO PRA SAKTAN KA..

sUmtymS,u igNor d 1 hu luvs u..

sUmtymS,u
igNor d 1 hu
luvs u..


cöz u kNw
deyL stAy,,



bt Ur wRng

cOz smday,d 1
hu luvs u myt
find sum1 hU'd apreci8 der luv





w/c dey ddnt feel frm u..

cOllecting stOnes

dOnt tAke
4 grAntd

evRy pRsOn
cLose 2 ur
hEArt,

cOz u myt
wAke up
one dAy
& rEaLyz thAt

u'vE Lost
a diAmOnd

bCoz
u weR

too busy



cOllecting stOnes!
=¤..

ilang lib0ng arw man ang lmipas

Lumips ang mga
arw n d tau
ngkta

d ngkusp


d tau ngksma


pr0 kht lmipas p
ang ilang lib0ng
arw n wla k s tbi
k0




ni minsn



hnd k naalis d2 s
pus0 k0h!

matiBay na qUote

daMi nAng
qUoteS
nA
NagkaLat..
peRo,
eTo
aNg
mAs matiBay

sa Lahat..



"Love the heart
that hurts you..

..but never hurt
the heart that
loves you.."

PANGALAWA

mskit mging
PANGALAWA lng



S BUHAY ng
taong MHAL mo



nkikisli at
nkikihti k lng
pro db
ms mskit
nman kung
ikw ang UNA

kya lng



meron syang "PANGALAWA"

gwin m Lht pRa s ta0ng mhal m

sbuhy
my
kmlian
s
pgibg
my
iykn
sna
lgi
m
tndaAn
ang
pgibg
d dpt
gwng Lro
ang
pgmmhl
dpt bukal s
puso
kht
bu0ng
mnd0
ayw
s inyo
gwin m
Lht
pRa s
ta0ng mhal m..

f0rward m0 n s taong mhl m0'

Lam m0 b?



mhaL kta..



im4tnte ka
skn..


pNgarap kta..



kw Lgi nsa icp
ko..


i Love u!







kKt0uch b?







cge







f0rward m0 n s taong mhl m0'

You

Wat do
these thngs
hav n
c0mm0n:
rainb0ws,




angels,




fl0wers,




& y0u.
Wel,
i thnk
they
r all

heaven-sent
thngs of j0y..


Lal0 na yung YOU!Ü
g'pm ;>

K0MERSYAL M0DEL

Ü knw wat?


A PEPSI comercyal on TV surprisd me..

"a monkey drvng a txi car"

g0sh!





K0MERSYAL M0DEL ka na pla!

0ps!


Dnt get mad!


Drs n0 sugar!heh

sino k b s buhay ko?

'minsan
gus2 kong
tan0ng
syo
imp0rtnte
b ak0 syo?


mhLaga
b ak0 syo?


pro ay0ko



dhiL
ntatak0t
ak0ng
sbhin
m0 n



"sino k b s buhay ko"?


wLa nman dba?

3rdpArty

bEing a "3rdpArty" d0esNt oLweiz min u oLweiz rUin a reLati0nshp bt uR aLso heLpng th0sE ppoL inv0Lvd 2 reaLize dAt dEy r n0t mEant 4 eAch odEr!!! Hehehe!

EXTRA PAPER PLEASE

Gatherd n a large hall an angel asked us 2 write down our sins before going to heaven, befor i cud start writing mine, i heard u shout: "EXTRA PAPER PLEASE..."

gudfrnds vs trufrnds

gudfrnds
r frnds u cn
col at 2o'clck
n d mrnng
& tel
dem n
nkptay ka

&trufrnds
r dus hu
show up
s hawz mo.




at my dalang
PALA,wla ng tnong2, hukay na agad!!

Philhealth

Bkit
gnun
ang
pg-ibig?

Kailangang



msaktan



mgparaya



mgpcnsya



mgploko




nkKbulag



minsan 2loy
naicp ko





ayw k0 n s pg-ibig! Philhealth n lng!

15 BST THNGS N LYF

BST THNGS N LYF R
1. faLn n Luv
2. Lafn s0 hRd Ur fCe hRts
3. fmLy
4. A gUd cnvRsti0n
5. Swit dRms
6. D beaCh
7. gEtn BtRfLiEs n uR st0mCh EvrytyM u c Dt 1pRsn
8. huGn d 1u Lov
9. Mdnyt f0n caLs Dt Lst 4 hRs
10. wAknUp rEaLzn U stL hv fw hRs Lft 2sLp
11. fRnDs
12. wtch d sUnRisE
13. Lafn @ uRsLf
14. hvn Sm1 pLay w/Ur haiR
15. Getn MaiL
16. Getn 0ut 0f Bed EvRym0rnin & thnkn God 4an0dr BeutfL dAy..ü

c0nd0m

A mAn wENt
2 A pHArMaCy
2bUy
c0nd0m..
SalesLady:
P1,000.00
pEr piEcE,
Sir!
Man:
whAaAt?
Y s0o0o
xPeNSiVe?!
SalesLady:
KaSi..



pWeDe nAtiNg
i-tRy, Sir!

dirty!

i may nt
alwYs
b
ar0und
wn
evrythngs
alm0st
peRfct,
bt i
wud
b
d1
hu wud
diG dip
n2 d
ground
wn
ur
d0wn..

jz
2pul
u up
&say,





"lntawa bla!k-dirty na cmu!"ü

fiNd tYm 2 tHank pEopLe wh0 r gUd 2u

fiNd tYm 2 tHank pEopLe wh0 r gUd 2u.. teL dEm u aPpReci8 all d tHiNgs dEy do 2 mAkE u hApPy.. dAts y im sEndng u dS mSg.. 2 sAy tHaNk u 4 bEin s0 nicE.. Ü

frendship and love met

One day, frendship and love met... Love asked, "why do you exist f i already exist?" frendship smyld and sed, "to put a smyl wer u leave tears.. _
love askd agn,"wel,f dats wat u do,how cum der r stil many pple cryin?" friendship said, "it's my fault,nstead of doin my job,i sumtyms end up doin urs..." ü

mHirp mAinLuv kpg frndz kau

mHirp
mAinLuv
kpg
frndz kau
y?!
pNo m
sSsbHiN
skñA...


"hAy..inLuV aQ!"

XMpRE
Ttn0ng ña


"kNin0?"



ms2Bi m bNg..
"SAU..2Lungn m nMn
aQ..Db frnDz
tAu?"

lyf tuk a turn 4 d beter

its rare
4 me
2 mit
a frnd

as wndrfl
n amzng
as u.

Nd
nt
many

cud
make
me
smyl

d way u do.

Im glad
dt
4 1ns..

lyf tuk
a turn
4 d beter
by letn me
meet u.Ü

Black Underarm

PANGOTANA:
Unsa0n nim0 pagsulti sa usa k girl nga itom iyang ilok nga dli sya maofnded?







TUBAG:
EXCUSE ME, uling imong deodorant?

hwg kang mlungk0t, hwg kang mgtaka

kNg
isaNg
umAga,
mGisng ka,
mpansin
m0ng
wala
ako..
hwg kang
mlungk0t,
hwg kang
mgtaka..

alam m0
kung bkt?

..hay sympRe wLa ko da bLa gaistaR s iny0, d bLa?!Ü

mY bEsT aS a fRienD

wE mYt
nt hv
dt
cLoSenEsS
2
c0nsdeR
ouRseLvs
bEstfRenDs
bt
i
pr0misE
u,
dt
wEn
tYm
c0mEs
dt
uR Lyf
s aT
itS woRst,
i
wiL
b
hiR..




2 giV
mY bEsT
aS a
fRienD!ü