TT

Bakit "TT" ang tawag sa male sex organ?

Kasi pag may hubad
TAYO ngTAYO

Pag excited
TIGAS ngTIGAS


Pag natapos
TULO ngTULO


o ikaw,
TT rin...


TAWA ngTAWA!

rmember 2 thiNgs in Life

aLways rmember 2 thiNgs in Life..





dNt tke any dcisi0ns weN u r anGry







&





dNt mKe any pr0mises wen u r hapPy! Godbless.!Ü

Cge FRND

NaNAY: Hala cge!layas! D k n mgbalik dri sa balay! Sug0d sub0ng, d nko pgtawga nanay,d mn ko mgtawg cmu anak, kaintindi k?!







ANAK: Cge FRND, lakat nko..

math class

S math class.

Titser: Juan, kung ako'y my 5 n ank s unang aswa at 10 nman pnglwa, at 3 sa pangatlo mron akong..?


Juan: kalandian!! Isa kang kerengkeng mam! Ü

temptations

THOUGHT FOR TODAY:"Do not worry about avoiding sexual temptations. As u grow older, they will start to avoid y0u" :p

amputation

Doctor's letter
to patient:

Dear sir,
lab results
confirm that the
red rash around
ur penis was
not cancer but
lipstick..Our
apologies 4 d



amputation...ü

BreAk na

w/0ut r0mancE
Luv geTs dRy,


w/0uT rEspect
Luv gEts L0st,


w/oUt carinG
Luv getS b0riNg,


w/0ut h0nesTy
Luv geTs unhaPi,


w/0uT sEx,
puta BreAk na!

heart or brain?

i mEt
A
crAzY
mAn..
&
i
aSk
Him,
'wiCh S gr8r,
hEarT
oR
bRaiN?
hE
aNsWrd
Me
LaFing
"i L0sT
mY
brAiN
bCz Of
Luv,
Bt i
LoSt
My Luv
bCz
i FoLowd
My BrAiN.."

dN't chnge topic

A
husbnd
cAme
hoM
4am
&
saw
his
wifE
n
beD
w/
anOdr
man.
His
wifE
shouTd
at
him:
"Wr hv u bin?"
Husbnd:
"hu's dt man?"
Wyf:
"ay GraBe ka!

dN't chnge topic!"ö

KANAL

Paano kung
d kn
marunong
mgmahal?
Tapos,
dumatng
ang taong
mag22ro sau.
Mnahal ka ña
at
nahulog
ka







SA KANAL

PAN0 NA?


Eh mabah0 ka na...!