is0g pero putyong

BANA: gha ako pnakais0g t0 sa pris0han
ASAWA: ngaman hw?
BANA: Kay ang ak0n pit0y gnatatuan
ASAWA: ang kagag0 mo,k0n ang gnpatat0 m0 gnpapaltak m0 lipay pa k0..

SARS

Mainit b ulo mo?
Palaging naka
simangot?


Pabulong
bulong habang
nagdadabog?

Pa check-up
ka na,


SARS yan.


Severe
Absence of
Romance &
SEX! =) hehe

just want 2steal u 4 a m0ment

i d0nt
intend 2take
much of ur tym,

i just want
2steal u 4
a m0ment,

check u out
& let u kn0w u
cr0ssd my mind
just n0w..
u take care ok?
ill b here
just in case Ü

i cnt aford 2 miSs

As a
kiD,
i LuvD
BIG gfts
bt i
bLo0md
LeRnin
dt d bSt
gFts
c0m n
smoL
b0xeS.
LYK U!
i mAy
jZ
hv
sm0L
tym
hvn u
bt ur
gFt of
FrndShp
s d 1
i cnt
aford 2 miSs!!Ü

craulo at my topak

¡sa s
pnkdak¡lng
b¡ya2 n
ntangap k
ay ang
mgng
bhag¡ k ng
akng buhay

dhl sau


mram¡
akng
n22nan


slmat,ka¡bgan



dhl sau


craulo at
my topak
nr¡n ako....Ü

F0R LADIES

'A man accidentally enters the ladies t0iLet,
a lady
says
"HEY!!!THIS IS
F0R LADIES!"
The man shows his penis and says,
"L00K!!!THIS IS F0R LADIES T00!Ü

Pari kg Muslim

Pari kg Muslim.
Pari: waay binutig ha, nakatilaw ka na baboy?
Muslim: oo, namit kaau. ikaw Padre, nakatilaw ka na babae?
Pari:Asus! namit pa sa baboy!!...

my favorite angel

i bliv dt
angels
dnt alwys
appear

w/ wings


sumtyms dey
exist in
d form of
humans lyk us

unconvncd?


face d miror
änd u wil c oNe of my favorite angels....

NytNyt

sLeEp WeLL,



sLeEp tYt,


sLeEP
siLeNtLy
iN2 d
NyT..

HiRs Ur kIsS..
(MwAh!)


hiRs Ur HuG!
(mMmH!)


hiRs Ur AnGeL..
(aHeM!)..


sAyiN..



NytNyt!ü

bwat b0te

Pg ikw nsktn
pnunuurin
kta umin0m
ng aLk..
cge in0m
lng ng in0m
pr0
tndaan m0
ang bwat
b0te ng
aLk n
naub0z m0..
iha2mpaz q
un s uLo ng
nanggag0
sau..!

a chance 2 knw a secret

!f
i am
gven
a chance
2
knw
a
secret..
i
wish 2
knw 0L
d things
dat
wud
giv ü
hapines..
cOz f
deRs 1
thng i wnt
4 u in dis w0rld..
8s
2 c
"yOu"
hApi=)

Ale, mango!

Nakaamoy si ngongo ng pabango sa isang tindahan. Ngongo: Ale, mango! Ale: Pabango yan, hindi alimango! Ngongo: Ale, mango! Nag-agawan sila at nabasag ito. Ngongo: Ale, masag!

Nurse ka Juan!

Juan: Pedro, nasaksak ako! Walang hinto ang tagas ng dugo. Please, call me a nurse. Call me a nurse, bilis! Pedro: Sige, you're a nurse! Nurse ka Juan! You're a nurse! Nurse kah!

wat s d title of d s0ng?

90% of asian men n w0men wen tkng a bath r msturbatng. D rmaining 10% r singing. Questn: wat s d title of d s0ng?



d mo alam n0?



sbi n nga b ksma k s 90%!Ü

Hapi new year!Ü

"Vive bene, spesso l'amore, di risata molto"...Live well, love much, laugh often. This is an old italian wish for u & ur family on d comng yrs. Hapi new year!Ü

HAPI NEW YEAR!!

Itong bagong taon, dalangin ko kay
SAN MIGUEL
na isakay ka sa
RED HORSE
patungo sa
WHITE CASTLE
dun sa
BARCELONA
para makilala ang
GENEROSO
at mabait na
EMPERADOR
na si
AMOROS0
at manood ng mga
MATADOR
habang umiinom ng
FUNDADOR!
HAPI NEW YEAR!!

Happy new year

It's been a wonderful year full of friendship and love. I'm so blessed and grateful that you are part of it. Thank you for everything. Happy new year. :-D

Happy new year

It's been a wonderful year full of friendship and love. I'm so blessed and grateful that you are part of it. Thank you for everything. Happy new year. :-D