Happy New Year!:-)

Before 2006
ends,
i thank
all d
good
people
like U
who made
d passing
year
beautiful
for
me...
i pray
ul b
blessed
w/
another
fruitful
year
Happy New Year!:-)

TRUST GOD.Godblz

"Great FAITH s the product of great FIGHTS.Great TESTimonies are the outcome of great TESTS. Great TRIUMPHS can only come after great TRIALS.TRUST GOD.Godblz.ü

Carabaos dnt fly

if a little birdie n d sky, dr0p a pupu n ur eye, d0nt scream.. d0nt cry.. juz thank God that carabaos dnt fly..

Class draw a fish..

Teacher: Class draw a fish..

Class: Yes maam!

Teacher: Juan, why is ur drawing very dirty & full of erasures?

Juan: sinugba ni ya maam!
Mwaaahhahaha!

the air

i'm n0t
lyk d
rain
tht jSt
p0urS
0n
y0u
and then g0eS.
i'm
m0re lyk
the air,
S0mtyms
keepin' quiet
but ¡s alwyS
thre..
c0nStantly

hangin' ar0und..

ETERNAL FLAME

D truth bhnd d s0ng ETERNAL FLAME & hu rily sang it..

BULAG:cl0se ur eyes,
PILAY:gve me ur hand drling,
BINGI:d0 u hir my heart beating?
BOBO: d0 u undErStnd?
MANHID: d0 u fiL d same?
DUKHA: am i only dreaming?
BUMBERO: is dis burning? an eternal flame!
PIPI: say my name,
BALIW: sunshine through the rain,
KAWAWA: my whole life, so lonely..
DOKTOR:dey'L cum nd ease d pain.
MADAMOT:i dnt wna lose ds feelng..
WOLF:Oooohhh.. ..uuy..knanta nmn..hehehe' Ü

MENTAL ASYLUM

IN A MENTAL ASYLUM...
REPORTER: Dr, how du u knw f a pers0n has 2 b admitted?

DR: We fill a bathTub wid water, giv d patient a spoon, a cup & a bucket,& den ask him 2 empty d bathTub.

RPTER: Aha! A normal person wud of course use d bucket!

DR: No, he'd pull d drain PLUG. Du u want a room or a ward?

JOLLIBEE

HARI:an0 gs2 mng prusa s kslann m?ipkain s le0n 0 psukn k ng bu2yog s pwet?
PEDRO:ms ggs2hin k png psukan ng bubuyog s pwet!
HARI:mga kawal, ilbas c JOLLIBEE!

DAN TORRES

DAN TORRES fr Bicol TNT sa USA. *Grocery.. Cashr: Visa or Master? Dan: (kinabahan) Hanap Visa ko! *Nagmamadali sakay car, bt he nids gas.. Gas boy: Pay 1st! Dan: (nerbios) Patay, PAPERS daw. *Run xa fon booth 2 kol hme.. Oper: AT&T, cn i help u? Dan: (namutla) alam na TNT ako! *Labas xa ng booth.. Kanö: r u done? Dan: (pawisan) name ko alam nila?! Kanö: tourist? Dan: apelyido rn?! Kanö: Be cool! Dan: pati probinxa ko?! hinimatay c Dan.. :D

tEntEneNeN

i may
nt b
presnt w/u
evrydy,


bt 1 ting
i promz u..



iL b dr on ur
wedding day,


im
g0in
2sit
bsyd U
whyl
sayin
d
w0rds







yeSs,inuman na!
tEntEneNeN

SUD-AN!

My
nka
dner
date k0.

my Pung-it
near hs lips.

gnhamblan k0
nalg xa
"my kan-0n
near ur lips"

gndilapan ña
den sed..


"kw bla,
d man gli
kan-0n..


SUD-AN!"ü

Paniki

A black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy.The baby asked,"Does ds mean i'm an angel?" fairy laughs, "Of course not,negrang to! ambsyosa! Paniki ka!" ü

steaLing my heart

Hw cd i
b pRbbly
b frndz
wd u

wn evrytym
i luk at u

i wnt
2 sLap
ur face
& shout:









"st0p smiLiN',ur
steaLing my heart"ü

swalowed

A woman was rushed 2 d ER due 2severe stomach pain. Aftr operation d doctor advised,"8s ok f u swalow sperm,pro day! ndi man pgdal a ang condom!Ü

4 KINDS OF "UT0T"

4 KINDS OF "UT0T"









1.LONG BUT HARMLESS







2.LOUD AND PROUD







3.SILENT BUT VIOLENT






lastly






4.WET & WILD !!!






nax!

tried 8 b4?

the same question

BED TALK.. Boy: "is this your first time?" Girl: (angrily) " Oo naman noh! You guys talaga always asking me the same question!

fRndShp aCcEptnCe trUst

tRu
LovErs
stArt aS
fRnds,

w/ fRndShp
cUms
aCcEptnCe

thEn
Cums
trUst..




TRUST cUms In
stRawBerRy, CherRy,
Mint & BanAna fLav0rS!May gL0w n d daRk pa!:-)

durian

3 ka laki nksala sa ila tribu.
CHIEF:dala mo tag-10 prutas nga pareho,blik dayon dri.
una nkblik c Juan,dala santol.
CHIEF: idasok sa imu buli tnan santol,ang mgkuriit o magkadlaw,patyon!
una palang nga santol kuriit na c Juan, patay. Sunod c Pdro,dala ubas.ikapulo na nga ubas nagkadlaw,patay!
Ngkita c Juan kag Pdro s langit:
JUAN:buhi ka pa tni Pdro kng wla ka nagkdlaw sa katapusan nga ubas. ngaa ngkadlaw ka pa?
PDRO: nkita ko abi c Berto, gadala durian.

englsh cLas

PDRO:Absent aq khp0n kc nkunan na2y q at aq naiwan. TCHER:Spek englsh cz ds s an englsh cLas PDRO:I ws absnt ystrdy cz my mothr ws subtraction & i'm d rmainder!

GOD Keeps u Going!

Happiness
Keeps
u
Sweet,
Trials
Make
u
Strong,
Sorrows
Keeps
u
Human,
Failure
Keeps
u
Humble,
Success
Keeps
u
glowing &
GOD
Keeps
u
Going!

Christian Lion

A man
c0rnerd by
a Lion


he prayd,


"Lord,mke ds
Lion a Christian"


dLion sudnLy
kneLt dwn
&prayd,

"bLes ds f0od
w/c m about
2 rcv tru Christ
our Lord.amen!

SEX AGENCIES

MGA SEX AGENCIES:
SSS -Safe Sex Services
GSIS -Group Sex Isn't Safe
BIR-Blowjob Is Recommended
BID-Better In Dogstyle
NBI-NaBuang sa Iyot!
..Saan k member?

Real beauty

"Real beauty s nt based on physicl features bt wats n the HEART" ...ds motto s for the ugly ones! here's myn "W/MY GREAT LOOKS COMES GREATER RESPONSIBILITY! :-)

r u g0ing 2 danz?

N
a
baR,

a
hndsum
guy
apr0ach
a
grl
&
ask

"r u g0ing 2 danz?"


d
grl
fils s0
hapy
dt sum1
fnly ask,
&replyd
"YeS"

"g0od"
says d guy,

"may i hv ur chair?!"

PATYON TA KA

Sex is RELIGIOUS "sus Ginoo, kadako!"

Sex is DANGEROUS "agay! Kasakit!"

Sex is ATHLETIC "cge! Paspasi pa!"

Sex is DEADLY "tilawi gabot! Kay PATYON TA KA!"

hehe haha

FACT:
did u kn0w dt thosE pEople who laUgh w/ "hehe" lovEs sEx? And pEople who laUgh w/ "haha" arE intelligEnt?

wla lng,na share q lng.hehe......

Ay,haha pLa!

fairytale

LOLA:To2 reypa ko ky mbaylo k prnsesa
LALAKE:T nrape t na k wla kman magbylo prncsa LOLA:pla n edad mo haw? LALAKE:30 Na ko LOLA:30 KNA gpati kpa sa fairytale?ü

4 U I'l Cut

ARAB: Marry me!
PINAY: U hav 1milion dollars?
A: I wil giv.
P: U hav mansion?
A: I build!
P: U hav M.Benz?
A: I wil buy.
P: U hav 12 INCHES PENIS?
A: I wil CUT.

pink POMPOMS.

Papa: hoy indi ka agi ha!
Anak: d gni pa. Kad2 q gni kr0n sa basktb0lan.
Papa: amu na ya, astg!
Anak: mama, kta ka sang ak0n POMPOMS? ang pink!:-)

WLnG LmutAn h!

i miS
d DaY n
smA-SmA
BuOnG tRoPa!
tpOs
Mgttrip
SbAy
TaWa
PrO aLm
Mo KuNg AnO
uNg d kO
kA2Limutn?
UnG nNgAkO
aNg BwT
1 sTn n..
HoY!
tYo-TyO p Rn,
WLnG LmutAn h!

H?VS ? SSXY D?Y!

wishing u
a seductive
& horny
morning,
licked
by
luv
&
penetrated
w/
heavenly
graces..
may
all
ur
problems
be
ejaculated
b4 d climax
of d day..
H?VS ? SSXY D?Y!

keep u safe

as
butterflies
open
their
wings
2
meet
d
coming
of
a
brand
new
day,
may
angels
do
d
same
&
carry
u
on
their
wings
2
keep
u
safe
throughout
d
day.

gudpm.!

i luk gud nung ty0

pan0 kung
1day mgkta
ky0 ng x m0
at cnabing:



"MusTa kN.."



zbhn m0:




"i luk gud
nung ty0 p,
pr0 tngnan
mk0 ngaun..

i luk even
beter nung
MWLA KA!!

tanga sya

wEn u LuV,

u dNt nid 2 chaNge uRseLf

2 b aCcEptd..

aS L0ng aS u cn adjuSt w/d reLati0nshp,

itS enuf..

ta0 ka Lng,


iF uR n0t aPpReciatEd

tanga sya..

CHICKEN JOY

MtagÄl
n
ktäng
güs2ng
käüsapn
2ngköl
s
bgäy
n
ngppägulö
ng
isìp
kö?
Pls..
tÄpätìn
mö kö:
Msäya
b
äng
mgä
mänök
n
pnatäy
s
JØLLIBEE
kyä
tnåwäg cläng CHICKEN JOY?

nobody's perfect

We come to love not by finding a perfect person,but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. Nobody's perfect 'til you fall inlove with them..ü

aNg bUHay pAraNg SEX

aNg bUHay pAraNg SEX mHiraP pRo mSaraP, mAsakiT pRo msAya, kYa kUng mRun0ng kNg mAkipagSEX, mAruN0ng k sa bUHay, LyF iS a biTCh! And leArn h0w 2 fUcK it!;-)

kn may k0ntra ka

kn may
k0ntra ka


bsan
dam02
pa cla..





bsan mas dak0
pa cla sk0n



twga lng k0..




ky blikan
ta cla








mangayo ta pacnya,budlay na,mbalda ta..Gudpm

wr FRIENDZ, wl 4evr b

We


may
go
sepr8
wys,

liv
dfrnt
lives.

We myt
hv

dfrnt
ntrests,


do
dfrnt
thngs,

blv
n
dfrnt
aspects

bt 4 as l0ng
as we blv




wr FRIENDZ,

wl 4evr b!Ü

sex maniac

Sexy: doc,pno q mla2man n sex maniac nga ako?

Doctor: meron ty0ng gagawing mga test iha.,pero bgo ang lahat..
Bitiwan mo muna ang itlog ko!!!

pwet

Hawakan




Salatin




Ipasok



ang
Daliri

hangang
3
pwede
dpende
s
laki
ng butas

Ipasok
hangang
ilalim

Haplusin
pati
pwet
Yan ang
Tamang
PAGHUGAS
NG BASO!

hApPy mOtHers dAy

cAn u do mE
a Li'L fAvOr?


cAn u thAnK
uR m0m 4me?

fOr witHoUt hEr
i w0nt b aBLe 2 meEt a gReAt peRs0n LiKe U..





hApPy mOtHers dAy 2 uR m0m!Gud m0rnin'

Friendly Friend

i knw uv g0t L0ts of frens aRnd

&ur w0rLd crtnLy w0nt end wen im g0ne..


bt id Lyk u 2knw dt iL b hiR,


huL jz b aRound if 1day,,,






u'L finD n0ne...!Ü

real frends

real frends
never leave
each
other...

never
part...

they just
sumtyms
sit
silently,
deep w/in
each
others
HEART,

sayin'...



I'M JUST HERE
f u nid ME!=",)ü

jst stay single

To
fall
in
love

dali lng
kaayo!

if
you
get
married

lo-oy ka


if
you
have
mistaken

mahibi ka


so
take
my advice


jst stay
single,


kn kaagwanta ka...

mAhAL ktA, mSktN mN ako

dkO
aLm KNg
anO aNg
2nAy n
nr2mDmAn
m pRa
skN,
prO kNg
anO mN
uN,
nkHnDA
akO,
mAhAl mO
mAn akO
o hNd,
LarO o 22o,
1 LnG
aLm kO







mAhAL ktA,
mSktN mN ako,

FriEnDs r lyk BaBy

FriEnDs r lyk
BaBy

Warm
&
S0ft
Nka2wili
D
Nka2sawa
Mdikit
At
D m0
Mgawang
Itap0n.
PRng IKAW
D kta
Kyang
TiiSin('o')

Ingat ka.!

BaBy k0.!

iNaBn0

kS-a,
pMaChAg
k0

wLa
k0
mAu nGa
hiNiMu-An

tNaN
saLa!

pRo kNg
mDuMdUmAn tKa
sAdYa
nKo
kY s
kDaMu-0n
sNg iNaBn0
nGa nHiM0 k0,
cGuRad0 gD k0
mS dAm0 im0! hEhE!Ü

mOrNiNgS aRe ReMiNdRs

mOrNiNgS
aRe
ReMiNdRs
daT

GoD
LoVeS
Us
We
aRe
NoT
jUz
GiVeN
AnOtHeR
dAy
To nJoY
BuT
aLsO
GivEn
aNoThEr

cHaNcE
To
cOrReCt
d
wRoNgS
oF
yEsTErDaY.
Gud morning!

Never let go of a dream

Never
let
go

of
a
dream

until
you're
ready

2
wake
up

&
make
it
happen.
Trials
n
lyf

s
not
2
make
us
fail
but

2
see
how


far
we
can

fly....Gud nyt!Ö

sum1 hu acptd me jz d way i am

i
ws
nvr
informd

dt uL com
in2 myLyf


bt jz
d sme

i thank
God
4gvng
u 2me

a prson
hu nt
onLy mkes
me smyL
bt sum1 hu acptd me jz d way i am..tnx!

Narda

Text
na
nNwgan

bka skali
n
mrplyn

quotes
n
palaicpan

s
txt
nlng
idaraan

ng-aAbng
prati

s
inbox
sumiclip

sa loob
ng
ilang
oras

khit
txtbck
lng
sana..

cherish every moment

Like turtles
take one day
at a time..

It's not how fast you move nor
how long you live..

It's how you cherish every moment..
Life is a gift..
God bless!Gd pm

Pray t0 be a str0nger pers0n

Never pray f0r an easier life. Pray t0 be a str0nger pers0n. Never pray f0r tasks equal t0 ur strength but f0r strength equal t0 ur tasks. Gud pm&G¤dblzü!

Evrythng n lyf has a pürp0se

Evrythng
n lyf
has
a pürp0se..
jst
bliv
in
urslf
&
take
tym
2 enjoy


lyf's
pleasures.

Rmmbr


2 follow
ur
heart
& nvr
surrender
ur
dRÉAmS...(",)
Tke cAre!

Starts Right & Ends Happy!

No one
can
go
back
&
make
a new
begining
but
anyone
can start
fr0m now
&
make
a hapi
ending..
Hope
u'll
have
a day
that
Starts Right
&
Ends Happy!
Gud m0rning..

The best bReAkFsT

The
best
bReAkFsT
ever
is the
one
that
feeds
both
the
body &
soul;
commence
your
day
w/ PRAYER
&
have
a
very
wonderful
breakfst
with
GOD...
GööD
moRnIng!(",)

why worry wen u cn pray

WORRY destroys our THINKING, disrupts our WORK,destroys our POISE, and disfigures our FACE. So get rid of it! BIBLE says "why worry wen u cn pray..G'pm

There's nothing greater than God!

I give back my life for GOD, and i shall have no regrets bcoz i have found the best that life can offer. There's nothing greater than God!maung aga!ü

Faith!

There
are
things
in Life
we
question
a
lot.
But
do
we
realize
that
answers
come,

when
we
stop
asking?
That's
what
we call
Faith!God BLESS..Gd pm

F u r not careful

F u r not careful, u may become so distracted by d successes u experience that u never complete what God originally assigned u 2 do. Good morning.

bAng0n nA,im0 nA sH0t

F
i
diE

i wNt
U'aLL
deR


oL r Sm0kiN up




dRiNkiN sUm bEeR




pLAyiN mUsiC
i dNt
wNt 2
c
U'aLL cRyiN

jUz
Nj0y,ReLaX & sAy
"[NAME]..,bAng0n nA,im0 nA sH0t"Ü

stop SEX

"stop SEX"


Populati0n
2day
r ncresing
but
p0verty
s pr0minent


Kndly
pass
dis 2
All
sex adict,



Para
my
mbulig
man
kmu
s pilipinas




Nd pur0 milagro!!

d hrdst part of missng sum1

d hrdst
part
of missng
sum1
s not
d absnce
of dt
prson..
8s d prt
wn ol
u cn
thnk of
r d
gud
tyms
uv shrd.,

& u wl ask
urslf..


.."mauulit p kya ung mga un?"

Jesus askd Me

Jesus
askd
Me
h0w
much
do
I
Luv
HIM,



I
spred
My
arms
and
sed



"dis
much"..

I
askd
HIM
h0w
much
HE
Luvs
Me,




HE
spred
HIS
arms





and DIED.
Nytz &GBÜ!

Dear s0Ldier

Dear s0Ldier,
i C
u r tired,
i teL u,dr0p
ur sw0rd,
put d0wn
ur shiLd,
y w0ri
abt d
fyt?
aftr ol
its nt ur
batLe,
its Mine.
ol u hv
2 d0 s 2 b n
my arms!
JESUS.

L0ok to JESUS

Lo0k
ar0und
y0u


and
be
distressed.
L0ok
within
y0u


and
be
depressed.
L0ok
to
JESUS


and
be
at rest.

Hav blezd day!ü

Life iS a chalenge

Life itSelf iS
a chalenge
Dat we 0ught
2 faCe.
U loSe SomE,
u win SomE,
but if u
nver gve Up
u wil dScovR
Dat SacRifiCeS hve greAtest rewardS!...

Ang ngoso mo.

Bököt gönötö öng nöngyöyöro sö sölpön kö? Pörö löttör "O" öng lömöbös. Söön kö köyö ötö öpöpööyös?
Tölöngön mö nömön ökö öh. O, bököt hömöhöbö öng ngösö mö?

mhaL m p tLaga cia..

mnsan
kinoc0nvince
m ang
sriLi m n
Lmot
m n
ung
mhaL m
n
wLa ka
ng Luv
pra sknya
pro
mnsan
d more n
ic0nvince m
d morE
n
nrreaLize
m n

mhaL m p tLaga cia..

ky cn-o ka maupod?

Kng
may
2 ktao
mlakat,

ky cn-o
ka maupod?

S frnd mo
nga ara
pirme
sa 2pad mo,
o sa luv mo
nga luv
ka
man?

Budlay
n0h?

Ako? Wla, ky bsi pngitaon k ni Nanay..

mnsn

mnsn
gus2
ko ng
sumuko
dhl
s
mga
prblema,
mnsn
gus2
ko ng
ma2log
ng
wlng
gisingan,


pero nrealyz
ko na..


dpt lumaban..



dhl sayang.,



ang Gwapo ko p
nmn!

any1 seen my BIRD?

A priest lost a BIRD & askd during mass: Any1 got a BIRD?All men stoodup. I mean any1 seen a BIRD?All women stoodup. I meant any1 seen my BIRD?All nuns stoodup!

LIFE d way HE made it

GOD didn't give us mind 2 doubt 2 fear 2 grieve HE gave us d Power 2 Believe 2 Hope 2 Love for HE wants us to see LIFE d way HE made it.

draCuLa w/ wings

draCuLa aSkEd gOd "cAn U pLs rEiNcArNatE mE iNtO a wyt angeL w/ wiNgS buT stiL sUcKs bLoOd?" gOd sEd "Ok" & tUrNed hiM iNtO a sAnitAry nApKiN w/ wings..

never a coincidence

A friend s never a coincidence in ur life, dey r meant 2 enter ur life 2 bring you joy & laughter, dats y i'l treasure d friendship btween us...c",)

f0rward m0 n s taong mhl m0'

Lam m0 b?



mhaL kta..



im4tnte ka
skn..


pNgarap kta..



kw Lgi nsa icp
ko..


i Love u!







kKt0uch b?







cge







f0rward m0 n s taong mhl m0'

MADAHFUCKIN' heArt

F uR
hArt
gètz fUckin
smAshy,
tRy 2
ovEruLe
dAt
sHit!
&
m0ve on
wid uR
dAmn lyf.
hu
kn0ws?
ü myt
fiNd
an
asSh0le
wiLing
2
gVe
his
MADAHFUCKIN' heArt


just 4 u!

ggamit kba kng wla?

Bf at gf nguusap. BF:ggamit kba ng ring kng wla kang daliri?GF:hnd BF:e ggamit kba ng kwentas kng wla kang leeg? GF:syempre hnd! BF:e bkt gumagamt ka ng bra?

kalma...! gwapo ka!

Be
fair
2
urself
dnt cry
4 sum1
who dsnt
dserv ur tears
ders
no use
holding on
2 sum1
who has
been
hurting
u
dnt
love
2
much!

remembr:



kalma...! gwapo ka!

unlmtd txt

why d0 I
txt u?


8s my
ch0iz..

8s my
way 0f
sayn dt
i rmmbr u..

why?!


8s my
way 2
pruv dt
i love u..

why?!


ayteh..bay.e lng q bla, unlmtd man ko ya.

ang kAibgan pRang gtAra..

ang kAibgan pRang gtAra..


iba-ibA ang 2n0g



mAy paLyAd0,



mer0ng nasa t0n0



pr0 kung gtara'y 2lad m..












wla na...




rakrAkan n t0!!!

MnSAN

Di
mdaling
mAghntay

d rin
biro
ang
mAgMhal..
mNsan
kala mo
"SYA NA"

MnSAN Kla
mo
ok n..

pRo,
mMlayan
mO n lng

"DUMAAN LNG PLA CYA S BUHAY MO PRA SAKTAN KA..

sUmtymS,u igNor d 1 hu luvs u..

sUmtymS,u
igNor d 1 hu
luvs u..


cöz u kNw
deyL stAy,,



bt Ur wRng

cOz smday,d 1
hu luvs u myt
find sum1 hU'd apreci8 der luv





w/c dey ddnt feel frm u..

cOllecting stOnes

dOnt tAke
4 grAntd

evRy pRsOn
cLose 2 ur
hEArt,

cOz u myt
wAke up
one dAy
& rEaLyz thAt

u'vE Lost
a diAmOnd

bCoz
u weR

too busy



cOllecting stOnes!
=¤..

ilang lib0ng arw man ang lmipas

Lumips ang mga
arw n d tau
ngkta

d ngkusp


d tau ngksma


pr0 kht lmipas p
ang ilang lib0ng
arw n wla k s tbi
k0




ni minsn



hnd k naalis d2 s
pus0 k0h!

matiBay na qUote

daMi nAng
qUoteS
nA
NagkaLat..
peRo,
eTo
aNg
mAs matiBay

sa Lahat..



"Love the heart
that hurts you..

..but never hurt
the heart that
loves you.."

PANGALAWA

mskit mging
PANGALAWA lng



S BUHAY ng
taong MHAL mo



nkikisli at
nkikihti k lng
pro db
ms mskit
nman kung
ikw ang UNA

kya lng



meron syang "PANGALAWA"

gwin m Lht pRa s ta0ng mhal m

sbuhy
my
kmlian
s
pgibg
my
iykn
sna
lgi
m
tndaAn
ang
pgibg
d dpt
gwng Lro
ang
pgmmhl
dpt bukal s
puso
kht
bu0ng
mnd0
ayw
s inyo
gwin m
Lht
pRa s
ta0ng mhal m..

f0rward m0 n s taong mhl m0'

Lam m0 b?



mhaL kta..



im4tnte ka
skn..


pNgarap kta..



kw Lgi nsa icp
ko..


i Love u!







kKt0uch b?







cge







f0rward m0 n s taong mhl m0'

You

Wat do
these thngs
hav n
c0mm0n:
rainb0ws,




angels,




fl0wers,




& y0u.
Wel,
i thnk
they
r all

heaven-sent
thngs of j0y..


Lal0 na yung YOU!Ü
g'pm ;>

K0MERSYAL M0DEL

Ü knw wat?


A PEPSI comercyal on TV surprisd me..

"a monkey drvng a txi car"

g0sh!





K0MERSYAL M0DEL ka na pla!

0ps!


Dnt get mad!


Drs n0 sugar!heh

sino k b s buhay ko?

'minsan
gus2 kong
tan0ng
syo
imp0rtnte
b ak0 syo?


mhLaga
b ak0 syo?


pro ay0ko



dhiL
ntatak0t
ak0ng
sbhin
m0 n



"sino k b s buhay ko"?


wLa nman dba?

3rdpArty

bEing a "3rdpArty" d0esNt oLweiz min u oLweiz rUin a reLati0nshp bt uR aLso heLpng th0sE ppoL inv0Lvd 2 reaLize dAt dEy r n0t mEant 4 eAch odEr!!! Hehehe!

EXTRA PAPER PLEASE

Gatherd n a large hall an angel asked us 2 write down our sins before going to heaven, befor i cud start writing mine, i heard u shout: "EXTRA PAPER PLEASE..."

gudfrnds vs trufrnds

gudfrnds
r frnds u cn
col at 2o'clck
n d mrnng
& tel
dem n
nkptay ka

&trufrnds
r dus hu
show up
s hawz mo.




at my dalang
PALA,wla ng tnong2, hukay na agad!!

Philhealth

Bkit
gnun
ang
pg-ibig?

Kailangang



msaktan



mgparaya



mgpcnsya



mgploko




nkKbulag



minsan 2loy
naicp ko





ayw k0 n s pg-ibig! Philhealth n lng!

15 BST THNGS N LYF

BST THNGS N LYF R
1. faLn n Luv
2. Lafn s0 hRd Ur fCe hRts
3. fmLy
4. A gUd cnvRsti0n
5. Swit dRms
6. D beaCh
7. gEtn BtRfLiEs n uR st0mCh EvrytyM u c Dt 1pRsn
8. huGn d 1u Lov
9. Mdnyt f0n caLs Dt Lst 4 hRs
10. wAknUp rEaLzn U stL hv fw hRs Lft 2sLp
11. fRnDs
12. wtch d sUnRisE
13. Lafn @ uRsLf
14. hvn Sm1 pLay w/Ur haiR
15. Getn MaiL
16. Getn 0ut 0f Bed EvRym0rnin & thnkn God 4an0dr BeutfL dAy..ü

c0nd0m

A mAn wENt
2 A pHArMaCy
2bUy
c0nd0m..
SalesLady:
P1,000.00
pEr piEcE,
Sir!
Man:
whAaAt?
Y s0o0o
xPeNSiVe?!
SalesLady:
KaSi..



pWeDe nAtiNg
i-tRy, Sir!

dirty!

i may nt
alwYs
b
ar0und
wn
evrythngs
alm0st
peRfct,
bt i
wud
b
d1
hu wud
diG dip
n2 d
ground
wn
ur
d0wn..

jz
2pul
u up
&say,





"lntawa bla!k-dirty na cmu!"ü

fiNd tYm 2 tHank pEopLe wh0 r gUd 2u

fiNd tYm 2 tHank pEopLe wh0 r gUd 2u.. teL dEm u aPpReci8 all d tHiNgs dEy do 2 mAkE u hApPy.. dAts y im sEndng u dS mSg.. 2 sAy tHaNk u 4 bEin s0 nicE.. Ü

frendship and love met

One day, frendship and love met... Love asked, "why do you exist f i already exist?" frendship smyld and sed, "to put a smyl wer u leave tears.. _
love askd agn,"wel,f dats wat u do,how cum der r stil many pple cryin?" friendship said, "it's my fault,nstead of doin my job,i sumtyms end up doin urs..." ü

mHirp mAinLuv kpg frndz kau

mHirp
mAinLuv
kpg
frndz kau
y?!
pNo m
sSsbHiN
skñA...


"hAy..inLuV aQ!"

XMpRE
Ttn0ng ña


"kNin0?"



ms2Bi m bNg..
"SAU..2Lungn m nMn
aQ..Db frnDz
tAu?"

lyf tuk a turn 4 d beter

its rare
4 me
2 mit
a frnd

as wndrfl
n amzng
as u.

Nd
nt
many

cud
make
me
smyl

d way u do.

Im glad
dt
4 1ns..

lyf tuk
a turn
4 d beter
by letn me
meet u.Ü

Black Underarm

PANGOTANA:
Unsa0n nim0 pagsulti sa usa k girl nga itom iyang ilok nga dli sya maofnded?







TUBAG:
EXCUSE ME, uling imong deodorant?

hwg kang mlungk0t, hwg kang mgtaka

kNg
isaNg
umAga,
mGisng ka,
mpansin
m0ng
wala
ako..
hwg kang
mlungk0t,
hwg kang
mgtaka..

alam m0
kung bkt?

..hay sympRe wLa ko da bLa gaistaR s iny0, d bLa?!Ü

mY bEsT aS a fRienD

wE mYt
nt hv
dt
cLoSenEsS
2
c0nsdeR
ouRseLvs
bEstfRenDs
bt
i
pr0misE
u,
dt
wEn
tYm
c0mEs
dt
uR Lyf
s aT
itS woRst,
i
wiL
b
hiR..




2 giV
mY bEsT
aS a
fRienD!ü

rivers that never run dry

Let
the
Blessings
of GOD
flow
in
ur
LIFE
like
springs of
Living
WATER
or
rivers
that never
run dry.
GOD
Cares
for
YOU
Tday,
Tmrw,
&
Forevr.
Godbles!ü

iSuSuK0 Mo?

mNsAn My MgA bGy



TaUnG kAiLnGn IsUk0



kHiT p Gn0 cLa

KhLaGa,

gNo cLa Kmhl,At Gn0 cLa KgNdA..
aK0?cMpLe LnG


Pr0 nAiCp K0.. Ak0 kYa,,



"iSuSuK0 Mo?"

pers0n of worth & value

evrything
dat
GOD
allows
2
come
oUr
way
is
with
a
pUrpose..
HE
uses
even
d
gr8est
error
&
deepest
hUrt
2
mold
us
into
a
pers0n
of
worth
&
value.ü
gudevenin> ",<

hirz ür Angel..

sliPweL,

sliPtYt,


sliP
siLntLY
n2 d nyt..


hirz ür piLöw..
(töink!)
hirz ür kiss..
(müwAh!)
hirz ür hüg..
(mmMhh!)
hirz ür Angel..
(aheM!)

sAyin gudnyt!

Alwys b hapi

Alwys
b
hapi,

alwys
wear
a
smile;
not
bcoz
life
is
full
of
reasons
to smile
but
bcoz
ur
smile itself
is
a
reason
for others

to
smile..! (",)
gud morning.Ü

n0 ch0is

Kapg bf gwpo
gf mgnda
= made n heavn

bf gwapo
gf pangit
= tru Luv

bf pangit
gf gnda
= gaLing dskarte

bf pangit
gf pangit


= n0 ch0is,
kapwa ko
mhaL ko! :-)

Bad Influenz

Ang
kaibgan


ksma
m0
s
inuman

s gmikan



s puyatan



n odr words,
Bad Influenz

Pro
kpg
knailngn
m0ko,
ah,putcha
khit my
kahalikan
aQ,
bi2tinin
ko
prA sau!

my mga ta0ng pRa s isa't-1

my mga ta0ng
pRa s
isa't-1 at
pngtgp0 ng tdhna
my mga bigo
at my
ngmmhL
kht my mhL ng ibA..



s Lht 1 lng msSb q
"WLang la2king ngmhal ng 1.lhat may reserba!"

dr r 2tings 2w0ri n lyF

dr r 2tings 2w0ri n lyF

eidEr uL gO 2

hevEn

or hEL

F u gO 2heven

dErs nthiN 2w0ri
but f u gO 2heL

uL b sO daMn bC




SHAkin hAndZ wd frEndZ. t0l rEuni0n!

pswAy ky0!

Pg
nkita kta
inaAway ng
iba,di ak0
iiyak,di ak0
mgmu2km0k!
La2pitan lng
kta,ya2kpin ka
sa hrap nla,
sbay sigaw
"pswAy ky0!
Abn0rmal na
ung ta0,
inaAway
nyo pa!Ü

sbi nLa..

sbi nLa..
Pg n22
kAng
mAinLAb,
m222
kA
dinG
ngUmiti..

pRng wLng pr0bLmA..


prO Lam
mO..

nUng
m22
akOng
mAinLab..













..dUn aKo n22ng msKtn at Umiyk!

i mEt a crazY man

i mEt
a
crazY
man..
&
i
aSk
hiM,
'wat S gr8r,
hEarT
0r
braiN?'
hE
aNsWrd
mE
LaFing..
'i L0st
mY
braiN
bc0z 0f
LuV,
bt i
L0st
my LuV
bc0z
i f0L0wd
my braiN'..ü

aNg pG'iBG s uNa mSyA!

aNg
pG'iBG
s uNa
mSyA!
kiS d2,
yKp dOn!
iLuvu d2,
iMzu dOn!
pRo pG
nKhNp
nG "!Ba"

"iiWnAn
kNa"






"iYak d2"



"taGaY d0n"
"mAoY daun"
Hehehe! >",<

wooden car

What will happen
if:



you had a
wooden car..


with wooden
seats..


wooden tires..



and a wooden
engine....?







answer:




"it wooden start"
hehe...ü

AKO ukon ang PISO mo

Kis-a
ka
sweet
cmu..
kis-a
nmn
wla mo ko
gnasapak!
kis-a
gna
txt
mko..
pro
klabanan
wla
gd...
t
galibog
ulo ko
kng..
sin-o mas
plngga mo?
AKO ukon ang PISO mo?

may Angel's...

May
d
arm
of
ur
ANGEL
hld
u
tyt
ech
day...
May
he
lyt
& guide
u ol d way...
but
f
evr
ur
ANGEL
s busy 2day..
js tel me..






ky ako m0 duty..

EPES MAMATAY KAYUNG LAHAT SYET

AMO: day gamitn mo 2ng chalk pamatay ng ipis.Sulat mo sa pader.MAID: Yes ati!Sunod na araw nagulat ang amo, nakasulat sa pader"EPES MAMATAY KAYUNG LAHAT SYET!"

inteLLigent choices

its
tuf
2 stay
sngLe
n ds
w0rLd
wer
evryb0dy
xpcts
u 2
b w/
smb0dy.
bt
styin
sngLe
s nt
abt
hvn
n0 ch0ice,
rader,
its a
rsuLt
0f mkin


inteLLigent
choices..

pr0ven in bEd

Luv s d switEst
affEcti0n
inspirEd by d
eyEs..
sp0kEn by d
Lips..
dEdicated by d
hEart..
trAnsmittEd 2 d s0uL..


and..







pr0ven in bEd..
do u agree?!

Ksma m q lage

Ksma m
q lage..



d kta
iiwn..

sbay
taung
iiyk..


sbay
taung
ttkbo..
at kng
mdpa
mn
tau..

sbay rn
taung
tatau..
at
ccgaw
ng:


"waaah!



hubog kmi
na duwa!

Mhal m0 b k0

Mhal
m0
b
k0?

sna "0o"


pr0...
lam knG
my mHL
knG iba
keLan
kya
dratng
ung tYm
n
ak0 nmN
anG m2hLin
m0?

sna
ngauN n,




hbang...

mhaL p kta!

ThE SpaCeS BeTwEeN YouR FinGeRs

ThE SpaCeS
BeTwEeN
YouR
FinGeRs
aRe
MaDe
So
ThaT
aNoTheR
PerSoN'S
FinGeR
WouLd FiT iN..
i HoPe
tHaT yOu'LL
FinD
The
RiGhT
HaNdS
To
HoLD
You
FoReVeR! Hapi valentines!

Lyf s ol bout love

D bst
use of
life
s love.
D bst
xpresion
of love
s time.
D bst
time
2 love
s now.
Lyf s ol
bout love.


Live
n love
ol d days
of ur lyf!
Hapi hearts day!

Chèrìsh Whät U Hav

Try Höldìng A Händfül Of Sänd Töö Tìghtly & U End Up Höldìng' almöst Nöne.The Sämè Is TRUE IN LIFE. U Can't Havè Evrythng U Wänt.Just Chèrìsh Whät U Hav.Ü