SUD-AN!

My
nka
dner
date k0.

my Pung-it
near hs lips.

gnhamblan k0
nalg xa
"my kan-0n
near ur lips"

gndilapan ña
den sed..


"kw bla,
d man gli
kan-0n..


SUD-AN!"ü

Paniki

A black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy.The baby asked,"Does ds mean i'm an angel?" fairy laughs, "Of course not,negrang to! ambsyosa! Paniki ka!" ü

steaLing my heart

Hw cd i
b pRbbly
b frndz
wd u

wn evrytym
i luk at u

i wnt
2 sLap
ur face
& shout:









"st0p smiLiN',ur
steaLing my heart"ü

swalowed

A woman was rushed 2 d ER due 2severe stomach pain. Aftr operation d doctor advised,"8s ok f u swalow sperm,pro day! ndi man pgdal a ang condom!Ü

4 KINDS OF "UT0T"

4 KINDS OF "UT0T"









1.LONG BUT HARMLESS







2.LOUD AND PROUD







3.SILENT BUT VIOLENT






lastly






4.WET & WILD !!!






nax!

tried 8 b4?

the same question

BED TALK.. Boy: "is this your first time?" Girl: (angrily) " Oo naman noh! You guys talaga always asking me the same question!

fRndShp aCcEptnCe trUst

tRu
LovErs
stArt aS
fRnds,

w/ fRndShp
cUms
aCcEptnCe

thEn
Cums
trUst..




TRUST cUms In
stRawBerRy, CherRy,
Mint & BanAna fLav0rS!May gL0w n d daRk pa!:-)

durian

3 ka laki nksala sa ila tribu.
CHIEF:dala mo tag-10 prutas nga pareho,blik dayon dri.
una nkblik c Juan,dala santol.
CHIEF: idasok sa imu buli tnan santol,ang mgkuriit o magkadlaw,patyon!
una palang nga santol kuriit na c Juan, patay. Sunod c Pdro,dala ubas.ikapulo na nga ubas nagkadlaw,patay!
Ngkita c Juan kag Pdro s langit:
JUAN:buhi ka pa tni Pdro kng wla ka nagkdlaw sa katapusan nga ubas. ngaa ngkadlaw ka pa?
PDRO: nkita ko abi c Berto, gadala durian.

englsh cLas

PDRO:Absent aq khp0n kc nkunan na2y q at aq naiwan. TCHER:Spek englsh cz ds s an englsh cLas PDRO:I ws absnt ystrdy cz my mothr ws subtraction & i'm d rmainder!

GOD Keeps u Going!

Happiness
Keeps
u
Sweet,
Trials
Make
u
Strong,
Sorrows
Keeps
u
Human,
Failure
Keeps
u
Humble,
Success
Keeps
u
glowing &
GOD
Keeps
u
Going!

Christian Lion

A man
c0rnerd by
a Lion


he prayd,


"Lord,mke ds
Lion a Christian"


dLion sudnLy
kneLt dwn
&prayd,

"bLes ds f0od
w/c m about
2 rcv tru Christ
our Lord.amen!

SEX AGENCIES

MGA SEX AGENCIES:
SSS -Safe Sex Services
GSIS -Group Sex Isn't Safe
BIR-Blowjob Is Recommended
BID-Better In Dogstyle
NBI-NaBuang sa Iyot!
..Saan k member?

Real beauty

"Real beauty s nt based on physicl features bt wats n the HEART" ...ds motto s for the ugly ones! here's myn "W/MY GREAT LOOKS COMES GREATER RESPONSIBILITY! :-)

r u g0ing 2 danz?

N
a
baR,

a
hndsum
guy
apr0ach
a
grl
&
ask

"r u g0ing 2 danz?"


d
grl
fils s0
hapy
dt sum1
fnly ask,
&replyd
"YeS"

"g0od"
says d guy,

"may i hv ur chair?!"

PATYON TA KA

Sex is RELIGIOUS "sus Ginoo, kadako!"

Sex is DANGEROUS "agay! Kasakit!"

Sex is ATHLETIC "cge! Paspasi pa!"

Sex is DEADLY "tilawi gabot! Kay PATYON TA KA!"

hehe haha

FACT:
did u kn0w dt thosE pEople who laUgh w/ "hehe" lovEs sEx? And pEople who laUgh w/ "haha" arE intelligEnt?

wla lng,na share q lng.hehe......

Ay,haha pLa!

fairytale

LOLA:To2 reypa ko ky mbaylo k prnsesa
LALAKE:T nrape t na k wla kman magbylo prncsa LOLA:pla n edad mo haw? LALAKE:30 Na ko LOLA:30 KNA gpati kpa sa fairytale?ü

4 U I'l Cut

ARAB: Marry me!
PINAY: U hav 1milion dollars?
A: I wil giv.
P: U hav mansion?
A: I build!
P: U hav M.Benz?
A: I wil buy.
P: U hav 12 INCHES PENIS?
A: I wil CUT.

pink POMPOMS.

Papa: hoy indi ka agi ha!
Anak: d gni pa. Kad2 q gni kr0n sa basktb0lan.
Papa: amu na ya, astg!
Anak: mama, kta ka sang ak0n POMPOMS? ang pink!:-)

WLnG LmutAn h!

i miS
d DaY n
smA-SmA
BuOnG tRoPa!
tpOs
Mgttrip
SbAy
TaWa
PrO aLm
Mo KuNg AnO
uNg d kO
kA2Limutn?
UnG nNgAkO
aNg BwT
1 sTn n..
HoY!
tYo-TyO p Rn,
WLnG LmutAn h!