amputation

Doctor's letter
to patient:

Dear sir,
lab results
confirm that the
red rash around
ur penis was
not cancer but
lipstick..Our
apologies 4 d



amputation...ü

BreAk na

w/0ut r0mancE
Luv geTs dRy,


w/0uT rEspect
Luv gEts L0st,


w/oUt carinG
Luv getS b0riNg,


w/0ut h0nesTy
Luv geTs unhaPi,


w/0uT sEx,
puta BreAk na!

heart or brain?

i mEt
A
crAzY
mAn..
&
i
aSk
Him,
'wiCh S gr8r,
hEarT
oR
bRaiN?
hE
aNsWrd
Me
LaFing
"i L0sT
mY
brAiN
bCz Of
Luv,
Bt i
LoSt
My Luv
bCz
i FoLowd
My BrAiN.."

dN't chnge topic

A
husbnd
cAme
hoM
4am
&
saw
his
wifE
n
beD
w/
anOdr
man.
His
wifE
shouTd
at
him:
"Wr hv u bin?"
Husbnd:
"hu's dt man?"
Wyf:
"ay GraBe ka!

dN't chnge topic!"ö

KANAL

Paano kung
d kn
marunong
mgmahal?
Tapos,
dumatng
ang taong
mag22ro sau.
Mnahal ka ña
at
nahulog
ka







SA KANAL

PAN0 NA?


Eh mabah0 ka na...!

stay happy

Happiness is never lost.if u jst know wer 2 look 4 it..its always in ur heart.wer love hope, trust live.stay happy 4 that's wat i wanted u 2 bbb.güd morning!

Bolahan ka RIZAL

Bolahan ka
RIZAL
ky ara
ka sa piso!
Bolahan ka
RIZAL
ky hero ka
sng Filipino!
Bolahan ka
RIZAL
ky ikaw
my munumento!
P
E
R
O
MALAS KA
RIZAL
KY PIT0Y
MO CMENTO

DEM0LITI0N TEAM.

Anak: Itay,hndi
aq mkaisk0r s
sy0ta q dhl ung
panty nya,my
nklgay n
"n0 trespasing.
private pr0prty"

tatay: E d Lgyan m0
ung brief m0 ng


"DEM0LITI0N TEAM."

bulak2

Bkt bulak2
ang kdlsang
dsign s panty?


kc. .



alay s mga
ptay n
buh0k!





Eh bkt s
brief wla?


kc. .


Mr0n ng
nkatrik n
kandila. .
My alay png
itl0g!HeHe