Away sang c0nd0m kag nApKiN

sabi ng
c0nd0m sa
nApKiN,
"pag nagtrabaho ka,nawa2Lan aQ ng negosyo w/ in 7days!"

sagot ng nApKiN,
"tangina m0! pg pumalpak ka, 9months 2mitigil negosyo ko!"

AMPUTATION

Nurse letter
to patient:

Dear sir,
Lab results
confirmed that
the red rashes
around your
penis was
NOT CANCER
but LIPSTICK.
Our apologies for the AMPUTATION.

Down d rver

Behnd
d hills
of dfculty
lies
a
valley
of
SUCCESS...
Wthin
a
valley
lies
a
rver
of
hope...
Down
d rver
u'l
fnd,


tilapia, gurami, pantat, haluan,

Hehehe.

backwrd life cycle

Its a cool one: It would make more sense if the life cycle was all backwrds.U shud die 1st,get it out of d way.Den u live in an old age home.U get a silver watch n u go 2 wrk.U wrk 40 yrs until u're young enuf 2 enjoy ur retirment.U do booze,chicks,u party,u get ready 4 hi skool.U go 2 grade skool,U become a kid. u play,u hav no worries.U become a little baby,u go back into d womb,spend ur last 9 mnths floatin..N u finish off as an orgasm..¤

HU'S GUILTY?

HU'S GUILTY?
wife dreamin n
d middle of d nyt
suddenly shouts
"quick, my
husband is back"


man gets up,
jumps out d
window &
realizes


damn, im d
husband..

the abnormal is reading

Normal is boring! Paranormal is shocking! Criminal is horrifying! Homosexual is bading! And now, the abnormal is reading!! Bawi ka sa iba

pmbnsng hayup

Teachr: an0 ang atng pmbnsng hayup? Ngccmula s letr K!
Studnt: kut0?
T: n0, ngta2p0s s letr W!
S: kut0w?
T: mali, may sungay t0.
S: DEMONYONG KUTOW?
T: get out!

is0g pero putyong

BANA: gha ako pnakais0g t0 sa pris0han
ASAWA: ngaman hw?
BANA: Kay ang ak0n pit0y gnatatuan
ASAWA: ang kagag0 mo,k0n ang gnpatat0 m0 gnpapaltak m0 lipay pa k0..

SARS

Mainit b ulo mo?
Palaging naka
simangot?


Pabulong
bulong habang
nagdadabog?

Pa check-up
ka na,


SARS yan.


Severe
Absence of
Romance &
SEX! =) hehe

just want 2steal u 4 a m0ment

i d0nt
intend 2take
much of ur tym,

i just want
2steal u 4
a m0ment,

check u out
& let u kn0w u
cr0ssd my mind
just n0w..
u take care ok?
ill b here
just in case Ü