Carabaos dnt fly

if a little birdie n d sky, dr0p a pupu n ur eye, d0nt scream.. d0nt cry.. juz thank God that carabaos dnt fly..

Class draw a fish..

Teacher: Class draw a fish..

Class: Yes maam!

Teacher: Juan, why is ur drawing very dirty & full of erasures?

Juan: sinugba ni ya maam!
Mwaaahhahaha!

the air

i'm n0t
lyk d
rain
tht jSt
p0urS
0n
y0u
and then g0eS.
i'm
m0re lyk
the air,
S0mtyms
keepin' quiet
but ¡s alwyS
thre..
c0nStantly

hangin' ar0und..

ETERNAL FLAME

D truth bhnd d s0ng ETERNAL FLAME & hu rily sang it..

BULAG:cl0se ur eyes,
PILAY:gve me ur hand drling,
BINGI:d0 u hir my heart beating?
BOBO: d0 u undErStnd?
MANHID: d0 u fiL d same?
DUKHA: am i only dreaming?
BUMBERO: is dis burning? an eternal flame!
PIPI: say my name,
BALIW: sunshine through the rain,
KAWAWA: my whole life, so lonely..
DOKTOR:dey'L cum nd ease d pain.
MADAMOT:i dnt wna lose ds feelng..
WOLF:Oooohhh.. ..uuy..knanta nmn..hehehe' Ü

MENTAL ASYLUM

IN A MENTAL ASYLUM...
REPORTER: Dr, how du u knw f a pers0n has 2 b admitted?

DR: We fill a bathTub wid water, giv d patient a spoon, a cup & a bucket,& den ask him 2 empty d bathTub.

RPTER: Aha! A normal person wud of course use d bucket!

DR: No, he'd pull d drain PLUG. Du u want a room or a ward?

JOLLIBEE

HARI:an0 gs2 mng prusa s kslann m?ipkain s le0n 0 psukn k ng bu2yog s pwet?
PEDRO:ms ggs2hin k png psukan ng bubuyog s pwet!
HARI:mga kawal, ilbas c JOLLIBEE!

DAN TORRES

DAN TORRES fr Bicol TNT sa USA. *Grocery.. Cashr: Visa or Master? Dan: (kinabahan) Hanap Visa ko! *Nagmamadali sakay car, bt he nids gas.. Gas boy: Pay 1st! Dan: (nerbios) Patay, PAPERS daw. *Run xa fon booth 2 kol hme.. Oper: AT&T, cn i help u? Dan: (namutla) alam na TNT ako! *Labas xa ng booth.. Kanö: r u done? Dan: (pawisan) name ko alam nila?! Kanö: tourist? Dan: apelyido rn?! Kanö: Be cool! Dan: pati probinxa ko?! hinimatay c Dan.. :D

tEntEneNeN

i may
nt b
presnt w/u
evrydy,


bt 1 ting
i promz u..



iL b dr on ur
wedding day,


im
g0in
2sit
bsyd U
whyl
sayin
d
w0rds







yeSs,inuman na!
tEntEneNeN

SUD-AN!

My
nka
dner
date k0.

my Pung-it
near hs lips.

gnhamblan k0
nalg xa
"my kan-0n
near ur lips"

gndilapan ña
den sed..


"kw bla,
d man gli
kan-0n..


SUD-AN!"ü

Paniki

A black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy.The baby asked,"Does ds mean i'm an angel?" fairy laughs, "Of course not,negrang to! ambsyosa! Paniki ka!" ü