Musta na bana ko?
Wife: Dok musta na bana ko?
Dok: Sorry, ikaw na mapaligo kag mapakaon sa iya kay utod na kamot kag tiil nya.
Wife: Ha? ANO?!
Dok: Nerbyos ka no? Pati ka na ah, Joke lang. PATAY na SYA.
Warning Rated PG Contains Funny, Lovely, Horny and etc. etc. SMS.
Wife: Dok musta na bana ko?
Dok: Sorry, ikaw na mapaligo kag mapakaon sa iya kay utod na kamot kag tiil nya.
Wife: Ha? ANO?!
Dok: Nerbyos ka no? Pati ka na ah, Joke lang. PATAY na SYA.
Posted by Unknown at 7:51 PM 0 comments
Labels: Funny SMS, Hiligaynon, Joke3x
LALAKI: Kwaon q ang bituon kg ihtag sa imo
BABAE: Shut up! D mo gni mkuha ang pung'it mo! bituon pa?
LALAKI: te sori,wla q kblo nga pong'it gle gs2 mo!
Posted by Unknown at 6:06 PM 0 comments
Labels: Funny SMS, Hiligaynon, Joke3x
i sAt undR a trEe & toLd d tree w/ tirS foLin:
"y do i alwyS gt hurt?dnt i dSrv 2b haPi?"
d tree anSwrd:
"dnt cry my dEar,eVry1 dsrVs 2b haPi & getn huRt is pRt of our Lyf,so chir uP!"
i stoOd uP,wiPe my teArs &...
ran faSt sCreamin..
"wAaHh!! Bagaat..Kahoy ghambal..! engLish pa!!"
:-)
Posted by Unknown at 12:40 PM 0 comments
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Juan:CHay, n0byah0n q b imO bATA..
Chay:nd lng anay ky g'skwela pa xa..
Juan:aw ah!t hulat0n q na lng mgbuhi cla....
Posted by Unknown at 12:40 PM 0 comments
Labels: Funny SMS, Hiligaynon, Juan
TEACHER: Juan late ka naman?
JUAN: late mn ni b akn relo mam!
TCHR: pwes, iadvnc mo eh! 0h diin k nmn mkd2?
JUAN: gn advnce ko na mam! mpuLi na ko ky buhi na!ΓΌ
Posted by Unknown at 12:39 PM 0 comments
Labels: Funny SMS, Hiligaynon, Juan, Tawa
Tchr:wt d0 u c0l a prs0n
hu kips on tlkng evn wn pp0l r n0 l0ngr intrstd?
S2dnt:a tcher
T:mga la hUya!Get 1 hul shit of MNILA pper
L0ng quiz!bak2bak
haha
Posted by Unknown at 12:38 PM 0 comments
Labels: Funny SMS, Hiligaynon, Tawa
Nanay: nak, kuhaa na2 ang sardnas kg luto a,
Anak: nay himbisan pa2?
Nanay: kuha-e nlng daun hasang kg sirik pra makumpleto ang kagago mo! ?_?whAa hEhe
Posted by Unknown at 12:37 PM 0 comments
Labels: Funny SMS, Hiligaynon, Tawa
NANAY:Anak! Gadugo tudlo mo! Dal-a d kay supsupon ko. (sup! sup!) Teh wala na! Dn ka napilasan haw? ANAK: wla ko pilas ah! Gnpangtudos ko mga otol ni Browny :-p
Posted by Unknown at 3:49 PM 0 comments
Labels: Funny SMS, Hiligaynon, Tawa
ATTY: Pedro, ano gid bala ang natabo?
PEDR0: (hipos2 lang)
JUDGE: Pedro magsabat ka.
PEDR0: tinonto! Abi ko ya hearing lg ni,ngaa may speaking haw?
Posted by Unknown at 3:48 PM 0 comments
Labels: Funny SMS, Hiligaynon, Joke3x, Tawa
Bakit "TT" ang tawag sa male sex organ?
Kasi pag may hubad
TAYO ngTAYO
Pag excited
TIGAS ngTIGAS
Pag natapos
TULO ngTULO
o ikaw,
TT rin...
TAWA ngTAWA!
Posted by Unknown at 3:56 PM 0 comments
Labels: Funny SMS, Grin Jokes