tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-341078632011-12-18T03:51:10.562+08:00Warning Rated PG Contains Funny, Lovely, Horny and etc. etc. SMS.Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1841100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-25276401436418678502010-07-06T19:51:00.002+08:002010-07-06T19:51:54.959+08:00Wife: Dok musta na bana ko?<br />Dok: Sorry, ikaw na mapaligo kag mapakaon sa iya kay utod na kamot kag tiil nya.<br />Wife: Ha? ANO?!<br />Dok: Nerbyos ka no? Pati ka na ah, Joke lang. PATAY na SYA.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-2527640143641867850?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-25635226118151692782010-04-27T18:06:00.000+08:002010-04-27T18:06:04.946+08:00LALAKI: Kwaon q ang bituon kg ihtag sa imo<br /><br />BABAE: Shut up! D mo gni mkuha ang pung'it mo! bituon pa?<br /><br />LALAKI: te sori,wla q kblo nga pong'it gle gs2 mo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-2563522611815169278?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-15360865227764311822010-04-14T12:40:00.000+08:002010-04-14T12:40:05.632+08:00i sAt undR a trEe & toLd d tree w/ tirS foLin:<br /><br /><br />"y do i alwyS gt hurt?dnt i dSrv 2b haPi?"<br /><br /><br />d tree anSwrd:<br /><br /><br />"dnt cry my dEar,eVry1 dsrVs 2b haPi & getn huRt is pRt of our Lyf,so chir uP!"<br /><br />i stoOd uP,wiPe my teArs &...<br /><br /><br />ran faSt sCreamin..<br /><br /><br />"wAaHh!! Bagaat..Kahoy ghambal..! engLish pa!!"<br /><br />:-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-1536086522776431182?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-32349056057488532382010-03-25T12:40:00.000+08:002010-03-25T12:40:30.231+08:00Juan:CHay, n0byah0n q b imO bATA..<br />Chay:nd lng anay ky g'skwela pa xa..<br />Juan:aw ah!t hulat0n q na lng mgbuhi cla....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-3234905605748853238?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-36140195142924097942010-03-25T12:39:00.001+08:002010-03-25T12:40:47.299+08:00TEACHER: Juan late ka naman?<br />JUAN: late mn ni b akn relo mam!<br />TCHR: pwes, iadvnc mo eh! 0h diin k nmn mkd2? <br />JUAN: gn advnce ko na mam! mpuLi na ko ky buhi na!ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-3614019514292409794?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-77746916356528802072010-03-25T12:38:00.002+08:002010-03-25T12:38:15.981+08:00Tchr:wt d0 u c0l a prs0n<br />hu kips on tlkng evn wn pp0l r n0 l0ngr intrstd?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />S2dnt:a tcher<br /><br /><br />T:mga la hUya!Get 1 hul shit of MNILA pper<br />L0ng quiz!bak2bak<br />haha<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-7774691635652880207?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-78931432110186831632010-03-25T12:37:00.000+08:002010-03-25T12:37:13.630+08:00Nanay: nak, kuhaa na2 ang sardnas kg luto a,<br />Anak: nay himbisan pa2?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Nanay: kuha-e nlng daun hasang kg sirik pra makumpleto ang kagago mo! ?_?whAa hEhe<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-7893143211018683163?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-51689095180826385842010-03-23T15:49:00.002+08:002010-03-23T15:49:48.435+08:00NANAY:Anak! Gadugo tudlo mo! Dal-a d kay supsupon ko. (sup! sup!) Teh wala na! Dn ka napilasan haw? ANAK: wla ko pilas ah! Gnpangtudos ko mga otol ni Browny :-p<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-5168909518082638584?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-54042222351261260112010-03-23T15:48:00.000+08:002010-03-23T15:48:19.900+08:00ATTY: Pedro, ano gid bala ang natabo?<br /><br />PEDR0: (hipos2 lang)<br /><br />JUDGE: Pedro magsabat ka.<br /><br />PEDR0: tinonto! Abi ko ya hearing lg ni,ngaa may speaking haw?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-5404222235126126011?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-18876864050518103812007-08-01T15:56:00.001+08:002007-08-01T15:56:30.447+08:00Bakit "TT" ang tawag sa male sex organ?<br /><br />Kasi pag may hubad<br />TAYO ngTAYO<br /><br /> Pag excited<br />TIGAS ngTIGAS<br /><br /><br />Pag natapos<br />TULO ngTULO<br /><br /><br />o ikaw,<br />TT rin...<br /><br /><br />TAWA ngTAWA!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-1887686405051810381?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-60665275481814922232007-08-01T15:52:00.000+08:002007-08-01T15:55:49.456+08:00aLways rmember 2 thiNgs in Life..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />dNt tke any dcisi0ns weN u r anGry<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />&<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />dNt mKe any pr0mises wen u r hapPy! Godbless.!Ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-6066527548181492223?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-8004940022666218752007-07-10T18:55:00.000+08:002007-07-10T18:57:56.780+08:00NaNAY: Hala cge!layas! D k n mgbalik dri sa balay! Sug0d sub0ng, d nko pgtawga nanay,d mn ko mgtawg cmu anak, kaintindi k?!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />ANAK: Cge FRND, lakat nko..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-800494002266621875?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-13943924974292426782007-07-08T01:34:00.001+08:002007-07-08T01:34:57.715+08:00S math class.<br /><br />Titser: Juan, kung ako'y my 5 n ank s unang aswa at 10 nman pnglwa, at 3 sa pangatlo mron akong..?<br /><br /><br />Juan: kalandian!! Isa kang kerengkeng mam! Ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-1394392497429242678?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-68485887939414283012007-07-08T00:36:00.000+08:002007-07-08T00:37:19.600+08:00THOUGHT FOR TODAY:"Do not worry about avoiding sexual temptations. As u grow older, they will start to avoid y0u" :p<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-6848588793941428301?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-58855915324817801212007-06-27T13:45:00.000+08:002007-06-27T13:46:19.509+08:00Doctor's letter<br />to patient:<br /><br />Dear sir,<br />lab results<br />confirm that the<br />red rash around<br />ur penis was<br />not cancer but<br />lipstick..Our<br />apologies 4 d<br /><br /><br /><br />amputation...ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-5885591532481780121?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-37445701823835293952007-06-19T01:21:00.001+08:002007-06-19T01:21:51.204+08:00w/0ut r0mancE<br />Luv geTs dRy,<br /><br /><br />w/0uT rEspect<br />Luv gEts L0st,<br /><br /><br />w/oUt carinG<br />Luv getS b0riNg,<br /><br /><br />w/0ut h0nesTy<br />Luv geTs unhaPi,<br /><br /><br />w/0uT sEx,<br />puta BreAk na!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-3744570182383529395?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-84429410481995348292007-06-19T01:20:00.001+08:002007-06-19T01:20:57.372+08:00i mEt<br />A<br />crAzY<br />mAn..<br />&<br />i<br />aSk<br />Him,<br />'wiCh S gr8r,<br />hEarT<br />oR<br />bRaiN?<br />hE<br />aNsWrd<br />Me<br />LaFing<br />"i L0sT<br />mY<br />brAiN<br />bCz Of<br />Luv,<br />Bt i<br />LoSt<br />My Luv<br />bCz<br />i FoLowd<br />My BrAiN.."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-8442941048199534829?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-80969936056409170172007-06-18T21:23:00.000+08:002007-06-18T21:24:07.955+08:00A<br />husbnd<br />cAme<br />hoM<br />4am<br />&<br />saw<br />his<br />wifE<br />n<br />beD<br />w/<br />anOdr<br />man.<br />His<br />wifE<br />shouTd<br />at<br />him:<br />"Wr hv u bin?"<br />Husbnd:<br />"hu's dt man?" <br />Wyf:<br />"ay GraBe ka!<br /><br />dN't chnge topic!"ö<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-8096993605640917017?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-86156582898753090162007-06-16T15:44:00.000+08:002007-06-16T15:45:23.481+08:00Paano kung<br />d kn<br />marunong<br />mgmahal?<br />Tapos,<br />dumatng<br />ang taong<br />mag22ro sau.<br />Mnahal ka ña<br />at<br />nahulog<br />ka<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />SA KANAL<br /><br />PAN0 NA?<br /><br /><br />Eh mabah0 ka na...!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-8615658289875309016?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-83356071640845973382007-06-16T15:43:00.000+08:002007-06-16T15:44:30.459+08:00Happiness is never lost.if u jst know wer 2 look 4 it..its always in ur heart.wer love hope, trust live.stay happy 4 that's wat i wanted u 2 bbb.güd morning!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-8335607164084597338?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-23220984635065525252007-06-15T18:05:00.000+08:002007-06-15T18:06:11.560+08:00Bolahan ka<br />RIZAL<br />ky ara<br />ka sa piso!<br />Bolahan ka<br />RIZAL<br />ky hero ka<br />sng Filipino!<br />Bolahan ka<br />RIZAL<br />ky ikaw<br />my munumento!<br />P<br />E<br />R<br />O<br />MALAS KA<br />RIZAL<br />KY PIT0Y<br />MO CMENTO<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-2322098463506552525?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-78197412709095810882007-06-14T21:00:00.000+08:002007-06-14T21:01:49.489+08:00Anak: Itay,hndi<br />aq mkaisk0r s<br />sy0ta q dhl ung<br />panty nya,my<br />nklgay n<br />"n0 trespasing.<br />private pr0prty"<br /><br />tatay: E d Lgyan m0<br />ung brief m0 ng<br /><br /><br />"DEM0LITI0N TEAM."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-7819741270909581088?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-61104741822961983032007-06-06T20:20:00.000+08:002007-06-06T20:27:03.998+08:00Bkt bulak2<br />ang kdlsang<br />dsign s panty?<br /><br /><br />kc. .<br /><br /><br /><br />alay s mga<br />ptay n<br />buh0k!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Eh bkt s<br />brief wla?<br /><br /><br />kc. .<br /><br /><br />Mr0n ng<br />nkatrik n<br />kandila. .<br />My alay png<br />itl0g!HeHe<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-6110474182296198303?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-9327909462896720962007-04-10T15:40:00.001+08:002007-04-10T15:40:40.818+08:00SON: mami, ba't upo mo bird ni dadi?<br />MOM: tago ko sa flower ko para di kita.<br />SON: si yaya iba, sa bibig tago bird ni dadi, tapos si dadi kausap flower ni yaya..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-932790946289672096?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-63447277055748770172007-04-10T15:39:00.001+08:002007-04-10T15:39:23.629+08:00Why is position 69 in Sex called Smoker"s Style?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Ans: While she is enjoying the Cigar, he is busy cleaning the Ashtray...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-6344727705574877017?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-51520215306520345452007-04-10T15:38:00.001+08:002007-04-10T15:38:49.179+08:00AT A BAR...<br /><br />Guy: Can l buy u a drink? <br />Girl: No u can't. Alcoholic drinks r bad 4 my legs.<br /><br />Guy: Why? Do dey swell? <br />Girl: No, dey spread...<br /><br />hahaha!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-5152021530652034545?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-58898219018304906792007-04-10T15:37:00.000+08:002007-04-10T15:38:12.059+08:00Females r also nakkalito. Dey wer educated w/ alphabet,trained 2 speak in school.But wen they make love, they say nothing but Ah,Eh,Ih,Oh,Uh. Useless schooling.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-5889821901830490679?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-75439443282322807972007-04-10T14:04:00.000+08:002007-04-10T14:08:29.573+08:00Why are Vegetarian women silent during sex? <br />Ans: Because they are in shock that a piece of meat can give them so much pleasure! (",)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-7543944328232280797?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-17809897312281932192007-03-02T21:22:00.000+08:002007-03-02T21:23:50.762+08:00sabi ng<br />c0nd0m sa<br />nApKiN,<br />"pag nagtrabaho ka,nawa2Lan aQ ng negosyo w/ in 7days!"<br /><br />sagot ng nApKiN,<br />"tangina m0! pg pumalpak ka, 9months 2mitigil negosyo ko!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-1780989731228193219?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-23471105189427222902007-02-25T22:03:00.002+08:002007-02-25T22:05:36.023+08:00Nurse letter<br />to patient:<br /><br />Dear sir,<br />Lab results<br />confirmed that<br />the red rashes<br />around your<br />penis was<br />NOT CANCER<br />but LIPSTICK.<br />Our apologies for the AMPUTATION.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-2347110518942722290?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-40304386299885119612007-02-25T22:03:00.001+08:002007-02-25T22:03:45.513+08:00Behnd<br />d hills<br />of dfculty<br />lies<br />a<br />valley <br />of<br />SUCCESS...<br />Wthin<br />a<br />valley<br />lies<br />a<br />rver<br />of<br />hope...<br />Down<br />d rver<br />u'l<br />fnd,<br /><br /><br />tilapia, gurami, pantat, haluan,<br /><br />Hehehe.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-4030438629988511961?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-56982117255269187902007-02-16T15:59:00.001+08:002007-02-16T15:59:53.384+08:00Its a cool one: It would make more sense if the life cycle was all backwrds.U shud die 1st,get it out of d way.Den u live in an old age home.U get a silver watch n u go 2 wrk.U wrk 40 yrs until u're young enuf 2 enjoy ur retirment.U do booze,chicks,u party,u get ready 4 hi skool.U go 2 grade skool,U become a kid. u play,u hav no worries.U become a little baby,u go back into d womb,spend ur last 9 mnths floatin..N u finish off as an orgasm..¤<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-5698211725526918790?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-2150517975139081472007-02-10T23:11:00.001+08:002007-02-10T23:11:50.572+08:00HU'S GUILTY? <br />wife dreamin n<br />d middle of d nyt<br />suddenly shouts<br />"quick, my<br />husband is back"<br /><br /><br />man gets up,<br />jumps out d<br />window &<br />realizes<br /><br /><br />damn, im d<br />husband..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-215051797513908147?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-59845993311729504562007-02-08T18:48:00.001+08:002007-02-07T22:16:07.003+08:00Normal is boring! Paranormal is shocking! Criminal is horrifying! Homosexual is bading! And now, the abnormal is reading!! Bawi ka sa iba<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-5984599331172950456?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-27048120766062355442007-02-07T22:15:00.000+08:002007-02-07T22:16:07.207+08:00Teachr: an0 ang atng pmbnsng hayup? Ngccmula s letr K!<br />Studnt: kut0?<br />T: n0, ngta2p0s s letr W!<br />S: kut0w?<br />T: mali, may sungay t0.<br />S: DEMONYONG KUTOW?<br />T: get out!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-2704812076606235544?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-15874335341787593112007-01-30T18:59:00.000+08:002007-01-30T19:00:50.949+08:00BANA: gha ako pnakais0g t0 sa pris0han<br />ASAWA: ngaman hw?<br />BANA: Kay ang ak0n pit0y gnatatuan<br />ASAWA: ang kagag0 mo,k0n ang gnpatat0 m0 gnpapaltak m0 lipay pa k0..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-1587433534178759311?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-21366061267091277722007-01-29T16:26:00.000+08:002007-01-29T16:27:14.406+08:00Mainit b ulo mo?<br />Palaging naka<br />simangot?<br /><br /><br />Pabulong<br />bulong habang<br />nagdadabog?<br /><br />Pa check-up<br />ka na,<br /><br /><br />SARS yan.<br /><br /><br />Severe<br />Absence of<br />Romance &<br />SEX! =) hehe<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-2136606126709127772?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-57006447927842367352007-01-29T16:24:00.000+08:002007-01-29T16:25:15.551+08:00i d0nt<br />intend 2take<br />much of ur tym,<br /><br />i just want<br />2steal u 4<br />a m0ment,<br /><br />check u out<br />& let u kn0w u<br />cr0ssd my mind<br />just n0w..<br />u take care ok?<br />ill b here<br />just in case Ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-5700644792784236735?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-55478107836495222522007-01-29T16:23:00.000+08:002007-01-29T16:24:20.770+08:00As a<br />kiD,<br />i LuvD<br />BIG gfts<br />bt i<br />bLo0md<br />LeRnin<br />dt d bSt<br />gFts<br />c0m n<br />smoL<br />b0xeS.<br />LYK U!<br />i mAy<br />jZ<br />hv<br />sm0L<br />tym<br />hvn u<br />bt ur<br />gFt of<br />FrndShp<br />s d 1<br />i cnt<br />aford 2 miSs!!Ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-5547810783649522252?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-79550736608607805692007-01-24T16:13:00.000+08:002007-01-24T16:14:08.768+08:00¡sa s<br />pnkdak¡lng<br />b¡ya2 n<br />ntangap k<br />ay ang<br />mgng<br />bhag¡ k ng<br />akng buhay<br /><br />dhl sau<br /><br /><br />mram¡<br />akng<br />n22nan<br /><br /><br />slmat,ka¡bgan<br /><br /><br /><br />dhl sau<br /><br /><br />craulo at<br />my topak<br />nr¡n ako....Ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-7955073660860780569?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-51289190713673091342007-01-24T16:10:00.000+08:002007-01-24T16:11:08.969+08:00'A man accidentally enters the ladies t0iLet, <br />a lady<br />says <br />"HEY!!!THIS IS<br />F0R LADIES!"<br />The man shows his penis and says,<br /> "L00K!!!THIS IS F0R LADIES T00!Ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-5128919071367309134?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-171728326760625332007-01-22T18:35:00.000+08:002007-01-22T18:36:16.205+08:00Pari kg Muslim.<br />Pari: waay binutig ha, nakatilaw ka na baboy?<br />Muslim: oo, namit kaau. ikaw Padre, nakatilaw ka na babae?<br />Pari:Asus! namit pa sa baboy!!...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-17172832676062533?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-2194721144548364592007-01-22T15:21:00.000+08:002007-01-22T15:22:21.819+08:00i bliv dt<br />angels<br />dnt alwys<br />appear<br /><br />w/ wings<br /><br /><br />sumtyms dey<br />exist in<br />d form of<br />humans lyk us<br /><br />unconvncd?<br /><br /><br />face d miror<br />änd u wil c oNe of my favorite angels....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-219472114454836459?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-44676009507524512952007-01-20T23:15:00.000+08:002007-01-24T16:15:43.712+08:00sLeEp WeLL,<br /><br /><br /><br />sLeEp tYt,<br /><br /><br />sLeEP<br />siLeNtLy<br />iN2 d<br />NyT..<br /><br />HiRs Ur kIsS..<br />(MwAh!)<br /><br /><br />hiRs Ur HuG!<br />(mMmH!)<br /><br /><br />hiRs Ur AnGeL..<br />(aHeM!)..<br /><br /><br />sAyiN..<br /><br /><br /><br /> NytNyt!ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-4467600950752451295?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-60741525282772078742007-01-17T21:24:00.000+08:002007-01-17T21:25:22.004+08:00Pg ikw nsktn<br />pnunuurin<br />kta umin0m <br />ng aLk..<br />cge in0m<br />lng ng in0m<br />pr0<br />tndaan m0<br />ang bwat<br />b0te ng<br />aLk n<br />naub0z m0..<br />iha2mpaz q<br />un s uLo ng<br />nanggag0<br />sau..!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-6074152528277207874?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-73065442807152891952007-01-17T21:20:00.002+08:002007-01-17T21:21:40.818+08:00!f<br />i am<br />gven<br />a chance<br />2<br />knw<br />a<br />secret..<br />i<br />wish 2<br />knw 0L<br />d things<br />dat<br />wud<br />giv ü<br />hapines..<br />cOz f<br />deRs 1<br />thng i wnt<br />4 u in dis w0rld..<br />8s<br />2 c<br />"yOu"<br />hApi=)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-7306544280715289195?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-46048771202336146402007-01-17T21:20:00.001+08:002007-01-17T21:20:29.145+08:00Nakaamoy si ngongo ng pabango sa isang tindahan. Ngongo: Ale, mango! Ale: Pabango yan, hindi alimango! Ngongo: Ale, mango! Nag-agawan sila at nabasag ito. Ngongo: Ale, masag!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-4604877120233614640?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-12469154215440265802007-01-16T19:06:00.000+08:002007-01-16T19:07:26.873+08:00Juan: Pedro, nasaksak ako! Walang hinto ang tagas ng dugo. Please, call me a nurse. Call me a nurse, bilis! Pedro: Sige, you're a nurse! Nurse ka Juan! You're a nurse! Nurse kah!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-1246915421544026580?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-44908630613578669022007-01-06T15:55:00.000+08:002007-01-06T15:56:23.248+08:0090% of asian men n w0men wen tkng a bath r msturbatng. D rmaining 10% r singing. Questn: wat s d title of d s0ng?<br /><br /><br /><br />d mo alam n0?<br /><br /><br /><br />sbi n nga b ksma k s 90%!Ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-4490863061357866902?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-24518849382746869052007-01-01T01:19:00.000+08:002007-01-02T17:20:25.646+08:00"Vive bene, spesso l'amore, di risata molto"...Live well, love much, laugh often. This is an old italian wish for u & ur family on d comng yrs. Hapi new year!Ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-2451884938274686905?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-48763850816227605432007-01-01T01:18:00.000+08:002007-01-02T17:19:38.656+08:00Itong bagong taon, dalangin ko kay<br />SAN MIGUEL<br />na isakay ka sa<br />RED HORSE<br />patungo sa<br />WHITE CASTLE<br />dun sa<br />BARCELONA<br />para makilala ang<br />GENEROSO<br />at mabait na<br />EMPERADOR<br />na si<br />AMOROS0<br />at manood ng mga<br />MATADOR<br />habang umiinom ng<br />FUNDADOR! <br />HAPI NEW YEAR!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-4876385081622760543?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-8362226997733443042007-01-01T00:00:00.001+08:002007-01-02T17:18:17.903+08:00It's been a wonderful year full of friendship and love. I'm so blessed and grateful that you are part of it. Thank you for everything. Happy new year. :-D<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-836222699773344304?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-90271705866764864842007-01-01T00:00:00.000+08:002007-01-06T16:38:33.450+08:00It's been a wonderful year full of friendship and love. I'm so blessed and grateful that you are part of it. Thank you for everything. Happy new year. :-D<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-9027170586676486484?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-33862732569329472222006-12-31T23:23:00.000+08:002007-01-02T17:24:00.092+08:00Before 2006<br />ends,<br />i thank<br />all d<br />good<br />people<br />like U<br />who made<br />d passing<br />year<br />beautiful<br />for<br />me...<br />i pray <br />ul b<br />blessed<br />w/<br />another<br />fruitful<br />year<br />Happy New Year!:-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-3386273256932947222?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-84356354868790934612006-12-29T16:25:00.000+08:002007-01-29T16:26:09.490+08:00"Great FAITH s the product of great FIGHTS.Great TESTimonies are the outcome of great TESTS. Great TRIUMPHS can only come after great TRIALS.TRUST GOD.Godblz.ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-8435635486879093461?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-65100389349882845462006-11-13T20:06:00.000+08:002006-11-13T20:07:56.183+08:00if a little birdie n d sky, dr0p a pupu n ur eye, d0nt scream.. d0nt cry.. juz thank God that carabaos dnt fly..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-6510038934988284546?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-17123618297363754172006-11-10T16:06:00.000+08:002006-11-10T16:30:34.312+08:00Teacher: Class draw a fish.. <br /><br />Class: Yes maam!<br /><br />Teacher: Juan, why is ur drawing very dirty & full of erasures?<br /><br />Juan: sinugba ni ya maam!<br />Mwaaahhahaha!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-1712361829736375417?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-87947226597047373302006-10-20T16:43:00.000+08:002006-10-20T16:44:14.179+08:00i'm n0t<br />lyk d<br />rain<br />tht jSt<br />p0urS<br />0n<br />y0u<br />and then g0eS.<br />i'm<br />m0re lyk<br />the air,<br />S0mtyms<br />keepin' quiet<br />but ¡s alwyS<br />thre..<br />c0nStantly<br /><br />hangin' ar0und..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-8794722659704737330?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-62891834578490635872006-10-09T22:27:00.001+08:002006-10-09T22:27:32.851+08:00D truth bhnd d s0ng ETERNAL FLAME & hu rily sang it..<br /><br />BULAG:cl0se ur eyes,<br />PILAY:gve me ur hand drling,<br />BINGI:d0 u hir my heart beating?<br />BOBO: d0 u undErStnd?<br />MANHID: d0 u fiL d same?<br />DUKHA: am i only dreaming?<br />BUMBERO: is dis burning? an eternal flame!<br />PIPI: say my name,<br />BALIW: sunshine through the rain,<br />KAWAWA: my whole life, so lonely.. <br />DOKTOR:dey'L cum nd ease d pain. <br />MADAMOT:i dnt wna lose ds feelng.. <br />WOLF:Oooohhh.. ..uuy..knanta nmn..hehehe' Ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-6289183457849063587?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-37894830482801094292006-10-06T16:34:00.001+08:002006-10-06T16:34:49.363+08:00IN A MENTAL ASYLUM...<br />REPORTER: Dr, how du u knw f a pers0n has 2 b admitted?<br /><br />DR: We fill a bathTub wid water, giv d patient a spoon, a cup & a bucket,& den ask him 2 empty d bathTub.<br /><br />RPTER: Aha! A normal person wud of course use d bucket!<br /><br />DR: No, he'd pull d drain PLUG. Du u want a room or a ward?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-3789483048280109429?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-74657098352359664942006-10-05T18:43:00.001+08:002006-10-05T18:43:42.831+08:00HARI:an0 gs2 mng prusa s kslann m?ipkain s le0n 0 psukn k ng bu2yog s pwet?<br />PEDRO:ms ggs2hin k png psukan ng bubuyog s pwet! <br />HARI:mga kawal, ilbas c JOLLIBEE!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-7465709835235966494?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-65954744765966832012006-10-05T00:50:00.001+08:002006-10-05T00:50:47.563+08:00DAN TORRES fr Bicol TNT sa USA. *Grocery.. Cashr: Visa or Master? Dan: (kinabahan) Hanap Visa ko! *Nagmamadali sakay car, bt he nids gas.. Gas boy: Pay 1st! Dan: (nerbios) Patay, PAPERS daw. *Run xa fon booth 2 kol hme.. Oper: AT&T, cn i help u? Dan: (namutla) alam na TNT ako! *Labas xa ng booth.. Kanö: r u done? Dan: (pawisan) name ko alam nila?! Kanö: tourist? Dan: apelyido rn?! Kanö: Be cool! Dan: pati probinxa ko?! hinimatay c Dan.. :D<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-6595474476596683201?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-68323991243749628792006-10-01T15:23:00.000+08:002006-10-04T15:24:31.484+08:00i may<br />nt b<br />presnt w/u<br />evrydy,<br /><br /><br />bt 1 ting<br />i promz u..<br /><br /><br /><br />iL b dr on ur<br />wedding day,<br /><br /><br />im<br />g0in<br />2sit<br />bsyd U<br />whyl<br />sayin<br />d<br />w0rds<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />yeSs,inuman na!<br />tEntEneNeN<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-6832399124374962879?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-3024272158482752972006-09-28T14:28:00.001+08:002006-09-28T14:28:50.772+08:00My<br />nka<br />dner<br />date k0.<br /><br />my Pung-it<br />near hs lips.<br /><br />gnhamblan k0<br />nalg xa<br />"my kan-0n<br />near ur lips"<br /><br />gndilapan ña<br />den sed..<br /><br /><br />"kw bla,<br />d man gli<br />kan-0n..<br /><br /><br />SUD-AN!"ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-302427215848275297?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-43869066579141664272006-09-21T22:17:00.001+08:002006-09-21T22:17:48.627+08:00A black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy.The baby asked,"Does ds mean i'm an angel?" fairy laughs, "Of course not,negrang to! ambsyosa! Paniki ka!" ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-4386906657914166427?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-39518702192813019082006-09-20T16:42:00.000+08:002006-10-20T16:43:30.910+08:00Hw cd i<br />b pRbbly<br />b frndz<br />wd u <br /><br />wn evrytym<br />i luk at u <br /> <br />i wnt<br />2 sLap<br />ur face<br />& shout:<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"st0p smiLiN',ur<br />steaLing my heart"ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-3951870219281301908?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-25993089859120808962006-09-20T13:35:00.000+08:002007-01-06T15:58:46.454+08:00A woman was rushed 2 d ER due 2severe stomach pain. Aftr operation d doctor advised,"8s ok f u swalow sperm,pro day! ndi man pgdal a ang condom!Ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-2599308985912080896?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-62681888029562540712006-09-20T13:33:00.001+08:002006-09-20T13:33:31.662+08:004 KINDS OF "UT0T"<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />1.LONG BUT HARMLESS<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />2.LOUD AND PROUD<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />3.SILENT BUT VIOLENT<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />lastly<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />4.WET & WILD !!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />nax!<br /><br />tried 8 b4?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-6268188802956254071?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-48564001893707876272006-09-15T15:57:00.001+08:002007-01-06T15:59:57.722+08:00BED TALK.. Boy: "is this your first time?" Girl: (angrily) " Oo naman noh! You guys talaga always asking me the same question!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-4856400189370787627?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-73113597163980464302006-09-15T14:48:00.001+08:002007-01-06T16:15:13.028+08:00tRu<br />LovErs<br />stArt aS<br />fRnds,<br /><br />w/ fRndShp<br />cUms<br />aCcEptnCe<br /><br />thEn<br />Cums<br />trUst..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />TRUST cUms In<br />stRawBerRy, CherRy,<br />Mint & BanAna fLav0rS!May gL0w n d daRk pa!:-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-7311359716398046430?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-84220286426797123752006-09-14T21:31:00.001+08:002006-09-14T21:31:27.871+08:003 ka laki nksala sa ila tribu.<br />CHIEF:dala mo tag-10 prutas nga pareho,blik dayon dri.<br />una nkblik c Juan,dala santol.<br />CHIEF: idasok sa imu buli tnan santol,ang mgkuriit o magkadlaw,patyon!<br />una palang nga santol kuriit na c Juan, patay. Sunod c Pdro,dala ubas.ikapulo na nga ubas nagkadlaw,patay!<br />Ngkita c Juan kag Pdro s langit:<br />JUAN:buhi ka pa tni Pdro kng wla ka nagkdlaw sa katapusan nga ubas. ngaa ngkadlaw ka pa?<br />PDRO: nkita ko abi c Berto, gadala durian.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-8422028642679712375?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-17253593376534552852006-09-14T21:03:00.000+08:002006-09-14T21:04:10.011+08:00PDRO:Absent aq khp0n kc nkunan na2y q at aq naiwan. TCHER:Spek englsh cz ds s an englsh cLas PDRO:I ws absnt ystrdy cz my mothr ws subtraction & i'm d rmainder!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-1725359337653455285?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-65556100394264648762006-09-14T20:58:00.001+08:002006-09-14T20:58:41.987+08:00Happiness<br />Keeps<br />u<br />Sweet,<br />Trials<br />Make<br />u<br />Strong,<br />Sorrows<br />Keeps<br />u<br />Human,<br />Failure<br />Keeps<br />u<br />Humble,<br />Success<br />Keeps<br />u<br />glowing &<br />GOD<br />Keeps<br />u<br />Going!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-6555610039426464876?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-2023003884807660822006-09-14T13:28:00.000+08:002006-09-14T13:29:23.391+08:00A man<br />c0rnerd by<br />a Lion<br /><br /><br />he prayd,<br /><br /><br />"Lord,mke ds<br />Lion a Christian"<br /><br /><br />dLion sudnLy<br />kneLt dwn<br />&prayd,<br /><br />"bLes ds f0od<br />w/c m about<br />2 rcv tru Christ<br />our Lord.amen!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-202300388480766082?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-21905974339201844492006-09-13T13:40:00.000+08:002007-01-06T16:17:15.016+08:00MGA SEX AGENCIES:<br />SSS -Safe Sex Services<br />GSIS -Group Sex Isn't Safe<br />BIR-Blowjob Is Recommended<br />BID-Better In Dogstyle<br />NBI-NaBuang sa Iyot!<br />..Saan k member?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-2190597433920184449?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-10560512338125814862006-09-12T23:33:00.000+08:002006-09-12T23:34:17.073+08:00"Real beauty s nt based on physicl features bt wats n the HEART" ...ds motto s for the ugly ones! here's myn "W/MY GREAT LOOKS COMES GREATER RESPONSIBILITY! :-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-1056051233812581486?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-53324278536540547832006-09-12T23:26:00.000+08:002006-09-12T23:27:26.797+08:00N<br />a<br />baR,<br /><br />a<br />hndsum<br />guy<br />apr0ach<br />a<br />grl<br />&<br />ask<br /><br />"r u g0ing 2 danz?"<br /><br /><br />d<br />grl<br />fils s0<br />hapy<br />dt sum1<br />fnly ask,<br />&replyd<br />"YeS"<br /><br />"g0od"<br />says d guy,<br /><br />"may i hv ur chair?!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-5332427853654054783?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-60440238330724840672006-09-12T15:55:00.000+08:002007-01-06T16:31:18.349+08:00Sex is RELIGIOUS "sus Ginoo, kadako!"<br /><br />Sex is DANGEROUS "agay! Kasakit!" <br /><br />Sex is ATHLETIC "cge! Paspasi pa!" <br /><br />Sex is DEADLY "tilawi gabot! Kay PATYON TA KA!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-6044023833072484067?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-35991027515501832762006-09-12T15:31:00.000+08:002006-09-12T15:33:02.104+08:00FACT:<br />did u kn0w dt thosE pEople who laUgh w/ "hehe" lovEs sEx? And pEople who laUgh w/ "haha" arE intelligEnt?<br /><br />wla lng,na share q lng.hehe......<br /><br />Ay,haha pLa!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-3599102751550183276?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-34332529229691908622006-09-12T15:07:00.001+08:002006-09-12T15:07:51.853+08:00LOLA:To2 reypa ko ky mbaylo k prnsesa<br />LALAKE:T nrape t na k wla kman magbylo prncsa LOLA:pla n edad mo haw? LALAKE:30 Na ko LOLA:30 KNA gpati kpa sa fairytale?ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-3433252922969190862?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-6757736992996012162006-09-11T14:55:00.001+08:002007-01-06T16:36:15.777+08:00ARAB: Marry me!<br />PINAY: U hav 1milion dollars?<br />A: I wil giv.<br />P: U hav mansion?<br />A: I build!<br />P: U hav M.Benz?<br />A: I wil buy.<br />P: U hav 12 INCHES PENIS?<br />A: I wil CUT.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-675773699299601216?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-55977620744017770292006-09-09T19:30:00.001+08:002006-09-09T19:30:44.511+08:00Papa: hoy indi ka agi ha!<br />Anak: d gni pa. Kad2 q gni kr0n sa basktb0lan.<br />Papa: amu na ya, astg!<br />Anak: mama, kta ka sang ak0n POMPOMS? ang pink!:-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-5597762074401777029?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-90511415212666867002006-09-09T19:28:00.001+08:002006-09-09T19:28:58.224+08:00i miS<br />d DaY n<br />smA-SmA<br />BuOnG tRoPa!<br />tpOs<br />Mgttrip<br />SbAy<br />TaWa<br />PrO aLm<br />Mo KuNg AnO<br />uNg d kO<br />kA2Limutn?<br />UnG nNgAkO<br />aNg BwT<br />1 sTn n..<br />HoY!<br />tYo-TyO p Rn,<br />WLnG LmutAn h!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-9051141521266686700?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-83481573061786260202006-08-08T22:52:00.000+08:002007-01-06T16:36:54.547+08:00wishing u<br />a seductive<br />& horny<br />morning,<br />licked<br />by<br />luv<br />&<br />penetrated<br />w/<br />heavenly<br />graces..<br />may<br />all<br />ur<br />problems<br />be<br />ejaculated<br />b4 d climax<br />of d day..<br />H?VS ? SSXY D?Y!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-8348157306178626020?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-61911700596429341932006-05-20T10:36:00.000+08:002006-09-12T15:03:40.184+08:00as<br />butterflies<br />open<br />their<br />wings<br />2<br />meet<br />d<br />coming<br />of<br />a<br />brand<br />new<br />day,<br />may<br />angels<br />do<br />d<br />same<br />&<br />carry<br />u<br />on<br />their<br />wings<br />2<br />keep<br />u<br />safe<br />throughout<br />d<br />day.<br /><br />gudpm.!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-6191170059642934193?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-24598417866415038392006-05-20T08:30:00.000+08:002006-09-12T15:02:24.433+08:00pan0 kung<br />1day mgkta<br />ky0 ng x m0<br />at cnabing:<br /><br /><br /><br />"MusTa kN.."<br /><br /><br /><br />zbhn m0:<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"i luk gud<br />nung ty0 p,<br />pr0 tngnan<br />mk0 ngaun..<br /><br />i luk even<br />beter nung<br />MWLA KA!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-2459841786641503839?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-84449839389900747632006-05-20T08:00:00.000+08:002006-09-12T15:00:43.303+08:00wEn u LuV,<br /><br />u dNt nid 2 chaNge uRseLf<br /><br />2 b aCcEptd..<br /><br />aS L0ng aS u cn adjuSt w/d reLati0nshp,<br /><br />itS enuf.. <br /><br />ta0 ka Lng,<br /><br /><br />iF uR n0t aPpReciatEd<br /><br />tanga sya..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-8444983938990074763?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-36697917501483587512006-05-19T11:00:00.000+08:002006-09-12T14:57:59.266+08:00MtagÄl<br />n<br />ktäng<br />güs2ng<br />käüsapn<br />2ngköl<br />s<br />bgäy<br />n<br />ngppägulö<br />ng<br />isìp<br />kö?<br />Pls..<br />tÄpätìn<br />mö kö:<br />Msäya<br />b<br />äng<br />mgä<br />mänök<br />n<br />pnatäy<br />s<br />JØLLIBEE<br />kyä<br />tnåwäg cläng CHICKEN JOY?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-3669791750148358751?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-11845152386569879252006-05-17T13:00:00.000+08:002006-09-12T14:52:26.857+08:00We come to love not by finding a perfect person,but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. Nobody's perfect 'til you fall inlove with them..ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-1184515238656987925?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-23951069782689313932006-05-17T11:53:00.000+08:002007-01-06T16:39:43.783+08:00aNg bUHay pAraNg SEX mHiraP pRo mSaraP, mAsakiT pRo msAya, kYa kUng mRun0ng kNg mAkipagSEX, mAruN0ng k sa bUHay, LyF iS a biTCh! And leArn h0w 2 fUcK it!;-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-2395106978268931393?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-22269432938941096492006-05-16T11:00:00.000+08:002006-09-11T14:51:06.252+08:00kn may<br />k0ntra ka<br /><br /><br />bsan<br />dam02<br />pa cla..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />bsan mas dak0<br />pa cla sk0n<br /><br /><br /><br />twga lng k0..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />ky blikan<br />ta cla<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />mangayo ta pacnya,budlay na,mbalda ta..Gudpm<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-2226943293894109649?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-38680365117233778852006-05-15T06:00:00.000+08:002006-09-11T14:50:05.081+08:00We<br /><br /><br />may<br />go<br />sepr8<br />wys,<br /><br />liv<br />dfrnt<br />lives.<br /><br />We myt<br />hv<br /><br />dfrnt<br />ntrests,<br /><br /><br />do<br />dfrnt<br />thngs,<br /><br />blv<br />n<br />dfrnt<br />aspects<br /><br />bt 4 as l0ng<br />as we blv<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />wr FRIENDZ,<br /><br />wl 4evr b!Ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-3868036511723377885?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-38790782210974392942006-05-15T02:46:00.000+08:002007-01-06T16:40:51.822+08:00Sexy: doc,pno q mla2man n sex maniac nga ako?<br /><br />Doctor: meron ty0ng gagawing mga test iha.,pero bgo ang lahat..<br />Bitiwan mo muna ang itlog ko!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-3879078221097439294?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-38937658652780561252006-05-15T01:44:00.000+08:002006-09-11T14:46:38.274+08:00Hawakan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Salatin<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Ipasok<br /><br /><br /><br />ang<br />Daliri<br /><br />hangang<br />3<br />pwede<br />dpende<br />s<br />laki<br />ng butas<br /><br />Ipasok<br />hangang<br />ilalim<br /><br />Haplusin<br />pati<br />pwet<br />Yan ang<br />Tamang<br />PAGHUGAS<br />NG BASO!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-3893765865278056125?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-72406210654991450092006-05-13T22:42:00.000+08:002006-09-11T14:44:21.679+08:00cAn u do mE<br />a Li'L fAvOr?<br /><br /><br />cAn u thAnK<br />uR m0m 4me?<br /><br />fOr witHoUt hEr<br />i w0nt b aBLe 2 meEt a gReAt peRs0n LiKe U..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />hApPy mOtHers dAy 2 uR m0m!Gud m0rnin'<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-7240621065499145009?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-81343311697398236042006-05-12T14:39:00.000+08:002006-09-11T14:41:50.865+08:00i knw uv g0t L0ts of frens aRnd<br /><br />&ur w0rLd crtnLy w0nt end wen im g0ne..<br /><br /><br />bt id Lyk u 2knw dt iL b hiR,<br /><br /><br />huL jz b aRound if 1day,,,<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />u'L finD n0ne...!Ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-8134331169739823604?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-60247214940618221592006-05-12T06:37:00.000+08:002006-09-11T14:38:34.457+08:00real frends<br />never leave<br />each<br />other...<br /><br />never<br />part...<br /><br />they just<br />sumtyms<br />sit<br />silently,<br />deep w/in<br />each<br />others<br />HEART,<br /><br />sayin'...<br /><br /><br /><br />I'M JUST HERE<br /> f u nid ME!=",)ü<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-6024721494061822159?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-54491393758341308312006-05-12T02:36:00.000+08:002006-09-11T14:37:33.169+08:00To<br />fall<br />in<br />love<br /><br />dali lng<br />kaayo!<br /><br />if<br />you<br />get<br />married<br /><br />lo-oy ka<br /><br /><br />if<br />you<br />have<br />mistaken<br /><br />mahibi ka<br /><br /><br />so<br />take<br />my advice<br /><br /><br />jst stay<br />single,<br /><br /><br />kn kaagwanta ka...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-5449139375834130831?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-29939857388239125662006-05-12T00:34:00.000+08:002006-09-11T14:36:04.147+08:00dkO <br />aLm KNg<br />anO aNg<br />2nAy n<br />nr2mDmAn<br />m pRa<br />skN,<br />prO kNg<br />anO mN<br />uN,<br />nkHnDA<br />akO,<br />mAhAl mO<br />mAn akO<br />o hNd,<br />LarO o 22o,<br />1 LnG<br />aLm kO<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />mAhAL ktA,<br />mSktN mN ako,<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-2993985738823912566?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34107863.post-9162066634920522362006-05-11T08:00:00.000+08:002006-09-11T14:34:31.092+08:00FriEnDs r lyk<br />BaBy<br /><br />Warm<br />&<br />S0ft<br />Nka2wili<br />D<br />Nka2sawa<br />Mdikit<br />At<br />D m0<br />Mgawang<br />Itap0n.<br />PRng IKAW<br />D kta<br />Kyang<br />TiiSin('o')<br /><br />Ingat ka.!<br /><br />BaBy k0.!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34107863-916206663492052236?l=txt2x.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Virgil Rebotonnoreply@blogger.com0